Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Turkey Hunter]

Poorly made, you just gun down turkeys for a minute or so, nice to see that it got a daily feature, so good for you, but the date on this really shows. There is only one death animation wherever you hit the turkey, and they all run too fast to hit with any accuracy. What ends up happening is you spam click the screen until it's done.

YoinK responds:

It's a very old game. I have better games on my page.

[Dr. P's Infernal Machine]

It's a pretty bad sound board. This was supposed to be a shitpost right? Really annoyed my ears.

RadishClock responds:

you're welcome

[alien abc]

Wasn't the worst thing in the world, but I personally didn't enjoy it. I mean conspiracy bullshit, is one of my least favorite things, it leads to the corruption of facts, like the flat Earth society, or anti-vaxers. What good would knowing this really bring?

The art and music was the best part about it, but otherwise this was just odd. I'm not sure what message this is really trying to bring, nor how entertaining it was supposed to be.

ericblak responds:

This video was posted almost 20 years ago. Yes my friend, this is no conspiracy. Either we are alone in the universe or we are not. I will tell you this. If it happened once (intelligent life) it can happen again.

[OMFGZ!]

Animation looked okay, but it really was just kinda random and cringey. Seems to be your only game, and you probably made this when you were young.

Slug-Salt responds:

Wow thanks for the review of this dusty old thing, Yes it is cringe as hell. But what can I say it's nearly 20 years old!!! Crazy.

[Chris Rock Boxing]

So this is another boxing style game, though it doesn't use the block mechanic well, since you can just out spam them rather easily. If they blocked your attacks and you had to use a bit more strategy, it would definitely be more interesting, but this is boarder lining a "kill x" style game.

YoinK responds:

It's a very old game. One of the very first games I ever made. The Jersey Situation game has a block mechanic.

[UNMASKED]

I like the concept, but it felt pretty empty, and it didn't even let you make the wrong choices, it would just play audio saying you couldn't do that more or less. I'm not sure why you ended it like that, a sequel was never made it seems, so it's just kinda off.

YoinK responds:

This was a very old game I made. The sequal game got removed :(

[How da bitch stole Xmas!!]

I'll never be certain of why the anomaly of you getting decent scores on all your low effort shit posts stays true. I don't know how you were able to do nothing and get applauded for it, then continue to claim yourself as king of the portal. But you did, so good job.

I'm doing all the games, and each time I see yours I get a little ticked off. (maybe that's a clock pun.)

StrawberryClock responds:

Cool

[Trapped 3]

Been doing all the games on the site, and I've been watching your games improve with each one, nice work with the puzzles, some were a little bland, but all were doable. Music was dope too.

MakeItSoGames responds:

Thanks! You'll like 4 and 5 then!