Dankdadd's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chill Study Beats]

Damn, now we know the real reason why the stream ended.

[Level | Geometry Dash]

The portal isn't really for this kind of content, it's usually more animation based.

[Electronica 2]

So the plot thickened up a bit, though is still obviously bland. You were probably young when you made this though. This one was more intense than the first, and required some, though minimal, reflexes, and was more funny in some regards. I especially enjoyed the guy that got run over because it seems any old flash has you get run over in the street, so it felt meta.

Your enemy being named "mortal enemy" is a little lame, and his motives are obviously to "be bad" which is never good character development.

[Electronica]

Pretty generic overall, has a pretty similar concept to the Matrix in the sense of an alternate reality in computers, but why didn't they just erase the bad guys cod, or break the chip and start over? Seems like an odd solution to have imaginary people fight it out.

[Shooting People For Fun 2]

"Dedicated to the victims of 9/11" I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that, cuz it makes no sense that a video about killing innocents should pay homage to that...

Anyways... The animation was actually quite good, and if it wasn't, this would be terrible. The only other thing going for it was the end where it was discovered this was all done during his lunch break. Obviously this was more suited for old Newgrounds users, when the site was more violence oriented. However the idea of shooting random people will never be appealing to me for obvious reasons...

[Horses]

Looks nice, simple horses running across a screen, but it's more of a gif than a full flash movie. Not very impressive, probably because of how old it is.

[murder story]

Nothing happens. Just a bunch of bricks you can zoom in on.

[Life Of Kimmie (Trailer)]

This aged really poorly, about as good as a moving jpg. I don't even think this is the type of stuff you should upload to Newgrounds, more like YouTube.

[Round One]

Simple stick fighting animation, a little satisfying to watch, especially with the flips and shits. Very dated, especially with the main theme being stick violence.

[Canadian Crisis]

Man, if only real Canada were like this. I guess it could've been useful at the time it came out because of the contest, but I'm fairly certain it lost validation by now.