Dankdadd's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Myce]

Funny in it's own way, not much else to say about it besides the mice shaking up and down.

[Down Town]

Lmao you've gotten so much better than this, but that doesn't really affect my rating unfortunately.

This had such an impact though, and I can respect that. We all have to start somewhere.

[Cycle of Violence]

As anything with politics, it was biased toward one party, unfortunate, but I still got the purpose of it all.

The animation itself wasn't that great if I'm being blatantly honest, but the events that were issues here still have major repercussions to today's world. Banning books from schools, bombings in middle east, abortion, gun laws. The answers are all so clear, but no decisions have been made after nearly 20 years. Compromises need to be made already.

[G.Z.S. Briefing]

Amazing intro to the game, very funny, and comical, but of course not realistic. Lilith is a hard head funny character, very useless. Honestly the info and jokes really went well together and the art wasn't half bad.

[How Tupac Was Murdered.]

Probably would've given higher, but the sound didn't work for me whatsoever so half the comedy is gone.

Animation is smooth and this aged pretty well. Kinda sucks that I have to imagine what they're saying though...

[Fun With Guns]

The comment below me explains my sentiments exactly.

Still had pretty okay animations for being so edgy.

[Time for Tubbies]

Pretty strange, and not really my type of humor. Pretty expected since this is now about 20 years old.

[Postal: Real Edition]

More of a game than a movie, nearly identical to the game version you made actually. Still not my thing, and the mild comedic value of violence had long since worn off on me.

[Hate]

Strange short to be sure, leaves me feeling confused, and the animation isn't good enough to make up for it. It kinda just goes with the 2000's vibes I guess. Blood and absurdity was the comedy of the time.

[Yoda's Blowjob]

This is a classic, but Yoda should've really talked backwards like he does. The voice is good, but not talking backwards kinda ruins it. Also I'm not really sure why Yoda is just getting blown for half of it on repeat. Just a little odd, though it doesn't take away from the animation.