Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Quick Pic]

So it's a speed card matching game, would be a lot better with more cards on the table, but this was fine for what it was.

[Quick & Almost Easy Game]

Hit boxes are so off you can't even call it a game. I don't know why you would do this.

[Smack the Tennis Monkey]

It's glorified pong, but actually worse than that. So the lives system displays improperly, there's no difference between difficulty, and the controls make it impossible to actually win or anything since the ball moves much faster than you do by the time you can score on the monkey.

[Killer Furby Soundboard!]

Part of the bandwagon of hating on Furbies. I'm not really sure why, I mean they're creepy, but they were for kids, not the people making this... Anyways the voices weren't bad, but I didn't find it very entertaining. I did like that you had the ability to stop sounds at all times.

[dragonia, meet the cast]

So it doesn't look as if anything came of this. The story goes mostly unexplained, except that there be dragons... even Skyrim did better than this. I think there was an attempt at old English here, that or caveman speak, either way it sounded terrible. Art was okay I guess.

[Stick Mix (preview)]

So it was decent stick animation, but it didn't tell me anything about the game that it would be. As it is, this seems to be more of a movie.

[Techno Center 1.0]

So I think the audio was fine, if you made it yourself, honestly good job, but the lack of labeling things is obnoxious. There are 12 things in some categories so like, can you give more of a description than just "melody?" Some of the things mixed well, some didn't, kinda wish you had some examples, or a way to turn off just one at a time.

[windows 200000001]

The same joke again, it's another "windows is shit" simulator. This one had some funny noises, but the lack of originality hurts me.

[p00p adventure]

So this was a point and click trial and error adventure game with mild comedic effects. I thought that the art style was decent, kinda liked the constant movement of everything. However there should've been a more obvious way out, as having a hidden button was just cheap.

[Another Weird Ordeal dv2]

So I still think all the positives from the first game are present, but it's not done, and I'm not sure if it ever was completed. I liked the bits with the quick time events, and the story got good when frog mom died... but there were a lot of bland moments in between. I think that the guy giving better tips would help that out, something like "sometimes you need to just wait."