Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Shit on the PPG]

Sugar, spice, everything nice, but everything went wrong when professor X added: shit...

It was a pattern based game, although I hate the concept of it. Wasn't too hard, got it after a few tries.

[pick the path]

This is tragic, my heart is in pieces, I don't know if I can go on. I loved him like a son and a lover, and a brother, and a father.

Anyways, this was quite a funny test, but was way too short. Made me laugh quite a bit though.

[escape high school]

Very similar to "Escape School" from Baflash, did you steal the idea?

Either way pretty much just a worse version of that game with nearly the same choices, and reasons for dying.

And with that I have reviewed all the games on Newgrounds from the year 2000. This was a shitty note to end the first year on.

[Return Of The Snowmen]

Why do your snowmen bleed? You repeated the same mistakes from your previous game.

No score, so hitting the snowmen was actually a penalty because you had to see the blood and hear the deafening and repetitive gun sound. This was pretty bad.

[Beat Box I]

Simple audio mixer, nothing crazy though, and very similar to other portal entries.

[Heli-Shootin II]

Worse than the first one, really needs a cool down on the airstrike. Firing on civilians has been done to death already.

[Can of Worms 3]

Not just one widget, but a bunch of cool gadgets and doodads. Being able to adjust everything was rather fun to watch, and each one I went to offered a unique idea.

[South Park]

Simple dress up game, nothing to get excited over though, unlike the comment below...

Overall it's just more of the same, with you dragging pictures over pictures in a "dress up" fashion.

[CRASH TEST 2]

Just crashes a different looking car the same way over and over again, but hey it's what I came here for. Moved smoothly and I have no issues with it besides the Mustang being a little hard to click.

[y my 4th movie]

Okay movies, How do toys bleed though?

Was a bunch of clips of old horror movie peoples killing the toys from Toy Story. I don't know why this was thought of, but it was?