Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fuck my hamster]

So it's a "kill x game" the main point that I find good is that it makes a squeaking noise when you bring another hamster in. However I do not advise for violence against hamsters, as I used to have one and she was precious.

[Alien cattle poacher]

Although pretty much just another "kill x game" it had a pretty decent look to it. However, there was a lack of content as all you could do was abduct a farmer or kill a cow in the same ways.

[Mega Time Waster]

I thought this was a cute arcade thing you made. The loops also made it a bit more fun to waste time in. There were three mini games, with simple rules, that were explained very clearly off the bat. Although some of them were a tad pervy, nothing much worse than other games of the time. There was a minor bug with the card matching where the first card you matched would still flip back over and an odd number of cards were shown, though you could still beat it, so not much harm done.

[Portal Kombat]

So it is nearly the same thing as celebrity punch up, but with fart noises, and you fight a different guy. This might be funny to someone really young.

[Shoot lothgar clones!]

Who is Lothgar? I have no clue. Either way, not an especially new concept, and the lack of music made it feel really empty.

[Hitman2001]

Terrorists didn't really have that kinda vibe to them, they looked like dumb civilians. This game has been done several times before, much better than this one. You should add a visible timer to the part where they can shoot you so you know how much time you got to find them.

[Pedestrian Plower 2]

More of a game now that there are a bunch of stats, but honestly I preferred the one where it was a cute car that didn't run over people.

[Shoot The Bus]

I mean I shot a bus, as the title says. All it really did was pop tires, and past a bullet hole over things. Lame even for an old flash game.

[Pedestrian Plower]

So the original was a lot better, another game tainted by the old violence of Newgrounds. In this version, you're running over people, I guess. You can still ride off screen, which wasn't a problem in the original since there was no score, but now it's a little awkward.

[Super RPG: Episode 2]

So this game was pretty cute, very interactive, but felt minimal when it came to graphics. I don't know what happened to the first one, but the story was pretty much summed up by the Daisy was kidnapped again...

It was a basic story, my main problem with it was that if you failed the crow thing you had to re watch the intro again. There was also no obvious way to get the password, but you can press the "#" key or right click and play will skip you through it.