Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dancing Bush]

Amusing, but the face is very low quality. The dance moves are very cute and entertaining. I also found the music choice appropriate. There were a variety of moves to mix and match, especially with the lights and dance floor.

[Dress Up Kirby]

Cute, but rather limited to what you can do. There were only around 10 things to swap and match. I like Kirby, but only know him from Smash, I do need to get around to playing some of the titles.

[Fat Stickman Dressup]

A drag and drop dress up game with not too great art in it. Stick men at this time were overdone, as well as the dress up game style. Very bland overall.

[WALRUS: the game.]

A decent "kill x game" for what it's worth. I find walruses to be very amusing creatures, and while the overall premise is a little bland, the pepper one was rather cute, in a weird way.

[Fuck my hamster]

So it's a "kill x game" the main point that I find good is that it makes a squeaking noise when you bring another hamster in. However I do not advise for violence against hamsters, as I used to have one and she was precious.

[Alien cattle poacher]

Although pretty much just another "kill x game" it had a pretty decent look to it. However, there was a lack of content as all you could do was abduct a farmer or kill a cow in the same ways.

[Mega Time Waster]

I thought this was a cute arcade thing you made. The loops also made it a bit more fun to waste time in. There were three mini games, with simple rules, that were explained very clearly off the bat. Although some of them were a tad pervy, nothing much worse than other games of the time. There was a minor bug with the card matching where the first card you matched would still flip back over and an odd number of cards were shown, though you could still beat it, so not much harm done.

[Portal Kombat]

So it is nearly the same thing as celebrity punch up, but with fart noises, and you fight a different guy. This might be funny to someone really young.

[Shoot lothgar clones!]

Who is Lothgar? I have no clue. Either way, not an especially new concept, and the lack of music made it feel really empty.

[Hitman2001]

Terrorists didn't really have that kinda vibe to them, they looked like dumb civilians. This game has been done several times before, much better than this one. You should add a visible timer to the part where they can shoot you so you know how much time you got to find them.