Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Peg The Backstraight Boys]

Another massacre / "kill x game" This time it was the Backstreet boys, and they were singing something stupid. I'll never really enjoy these types of games. There are just so many of them, and they almost always are pointless and follow no theme or anything.

[Penguin Polka]

It's like chicken, but with a penguin... A little pointless, but not a terrible concept. Maybe if there were a few settings, or a randomize instead of just one movie that plays over and over until you get the best score, it'd be more interesting.

[DBZ Quiz 2]

Pretty much the same as the last quiz, except you have an option to start from where you lost. Still don't know anything about Dragon Ball Z, and probably never will.

[DBZ Quiz]

So I don't know much about DBZ, but this looks like a standard quiz template to me. You should really just let the person continue all the way through instead of telling them they're wrong, and then after give them a score.

[Distract The Freethrower]

I thought it was fine, although the foundation of the game is just you being a dick is not great, but still fine. Art wasn't amazing, but it got the point across. And some of the jokes were funny.

[I Really Hate Squirrles]

I fucking despise squirrels they are just rodents that everyone thinks are cute for no reason, but then they take nuts, store them, and forget where they stored them after three minutes. They are a mistake from God.

But seriously, this was hardly any better than the previous title. The time frame that it gives you to kill the squirrels is little to none, and then it makes you restart. Now I thought it was a little funny when you blew up your own house to get rid of them in an overkill kind of way.

PS: I used to watch the squirrels in my backyard when I was younger so I don't actually hate them, I used to feed them and stuff. Not that anyone cares.

[I Hate Squirrels]

It's a non-functional "kill x game" with little to no redeeming qualities. So you shoot two squirrels and then no target appears for the 2nd level and then the game calls you an idiot for being "too slow." That was terrible, leaving out the animal violence thing.

Edit: Though there was no target you can still hit the squirrel. Still since the next version is just this but more, there isn't really a point to this being on the portal besides the joke of the titles.

[Queens Finest Pacman]

There are so many of these open source Pac-man clones in 2001, that I'm starting to get completely sick of it. At first I could understand, but this is borderline plagiarism.