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So the start was a bit tough to figure out since nothing stood out on the files, but I found it out eventually. The shooter is actually pretty nice, with three difficulty settings which allow your shots to last longer. (personally the pistol was a bit bull shit with the delay.) It properly escalated in difficulty, and gave you a proper amount of time to react.

Overall, it wasn't especially phenomenal, but the little things it had, makes it stand out for a 2001 flash.

Although another "massacre" type game, it was pretty satisfying to watch. It reminds me of a game that came out much later than this where God gets mad and kills a crap ton of people. The lightning aiming was pretty neat.

I'd add a kill counter if I were you.

Not especially terrible, but definitely brings nothing new to the table. I've seen plenty of shooters like this one, but this was a little under the standard because the enemy can pop up off the screen. I did like the ranking system at the end though.

That was a little broken, I thought that it'd be an okay space shooter at first, especially since the first level was overall okay, but as you progress it only goes downhill.

I liked that it kept score with misses and hits, but it doesn't tell you the grand total after you're done. The second level just sort of glitched into the third level and at that point I just wasn't sure what was going on anymore. The movement of the ships is erratic, and hitting them past level one is a pain. This was a disappointment.

Well that was morbid, nothing like seeing Ash Ketchum getting hung by a rival gang... There are so many "kill x games" this was just another one where you kill Ash.

Kinda feels like a discord call with too many people and they're all 12...

So when you click the next button the audio plays over the last one, and next thing you know you're losing your hearing. The story was uninventive and generally immature. Honestly I'm only giving you a star because it seemed finished.

So you can't pick terrorists... okay. I thought that the game was fair, however short. It gives you proper timing for all the reactions, but maybe it was a little too easy. Health is generally a better system than the "react or die" type of game.

There isn't any death animation for the guy you play as, so that's pretty lame.

Another pong game, the computer isn't perfect, but it's beatable. I'd like it a little more if there were sound effects and rounds of the game were more than just one ball.

So the technology kinda fucked you, this is terribly dated now. It's kinda amazing to say, and both saddening, that I could make this in an afternoon. I can appreciate the effort though. However, I won't go giving this above 2 stars. While the animation and stuff was cute, the game was short and lacking. You only get a fraction of a second to react to some things, which just doesn't make for good game play.

So it's unfinished, and very awkward to play. You start out with no clear instruction, but then you walk towards Egypt? The arrows on the top sides of the screen were very hard to notice, so you really should've made them more obvious. and the boy doesn't always walk all the way on screen it seems.

The riddle was about the only good part of the game. Except it wasn't obvious that it was a riddle at all. I thought that the colors at the bottom meant something and got confused when I was there. Even sill, as the comment below says, the answer should be "eyes" not eye.

Overall it's not anywhere near done, nor is the purpose known to the player.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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