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That was a little broken, I thought that it'd be an okay space shooter at first, especially since the first level was overall okay, but as you progress it only goes downhill.

I liked that it kept score with misses and hits, but it doesn't tell you the grand total after you're done. The second level just sort of glitched into the third level and at that point I just wasn't sure what was going on anymore. The movement of the ships is erratic, and hitting them past level one is a pain. This was a disappointment.

Well that was morbid, nothing like seeing Ash Ketchum getting hung by a rival gang... There are so many "kill x games" this was just another one where you kill Ash.

Kinda feels like a discord call with too many people and they're all 12...

So when you click the next button the audio plays over the last one, and next thing you know you're losing your hearing. The story was uninventive and generally immature. Honestly I'm only giving you a star because it seemed finished.

So you can't pick terrorists... okay. I thought that the game was fair, however short. It gives you proper timing for all the reactions, but maybe it was a little too easy. Health is generally a better system than the "react or die" type of game.

There isn't any death animation for the guy you play as, so that's pretty lame.

Another pong game, the computer isn't perfect, but it's beatable. I'd like it a little more if there were sound effects and rounds of the game were more than just one ball.

So the technology kinda fucked you, this is terribly dated now. It's kinda amazing to say, and both saddening, that I could make this in an afternoon. I can appreciate the effort though. However, I won't go giving this above 2 stars. While the animation and stuff was cute, the game was short and lacking. You only get a fraction of a second to react to some things, which just doesn't make for good game play.

So it's unfinished, and very awkward to play. You start out with no clear instruction, but then you walk towards Egypt? The arrows on the top sides of the screen were very hard to notice, so you really should've made them more obvious. and the boy doesn't always walk all the way on screen it seems.

The riddle was about the only good part of the game. Except it wasn't obvious that it was a riddle at all. I thought that the colors at the bottom meant something and got confused when I was there. Even sill, as the comment below says, the answer should be "eyes" not eye.

Overall it's not anywhere near done, nor is the purpose known to the player.

Another massacre / "kill x game" This time it was the Backstreet boys, and they were singing something stupid. I'll never really enjoy these types of games. There are just so many of them, and they almost always are pointless and follow no theme or anything.

It's like chicken, but with a penguin... A little pointless, but not a terrible concept. Maybe if there were a few settings, or a randomize instead of just one movie that plays over and over until you get the best score, it'd be more interesting.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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