Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[goes great with anchovies]

Kinda feels like a discord call with too many people and they're all 12...

So when you click the next button the audio plays over the last one, and next thing you know you're losing your hearing. The story was uninventive and generally immature. Honestly I'm only giving you a star because it seemed finished.

[Counter-Strike Shooter]

So you can't pick terrorists... okay. I thought that the game was fair, however short. It gives you proper timing for all the reactions, but maybe it was a little too easy. Health is generally a better system than the "react or die" type of game.

There isn't any death animation for the guy you play as, so that's pretty lame.

[Flashpong]

Another pong game, the computer isn't perfect, but it's beatable. I'd like it a little more if there were sound effects and rounds of the game were more than just one ball.

[.* Hostage Situation *.]

So the technology kinda fucked you, this is terribly dated now. It's kinda amazing to say, and both saddening, that I could make this in an afternoon. I can appreciate the effort though. However, I won't go giving this above 2 stars. While the animation and stuff was cute, the game was short and lacking. You only get a fraction of a second to react to some things, which just doesn't make for good game play.

[re-gypt (demo)(fixed)]

So it's unfinished, and very awkward to play. You start out with no clear instruction, but then you walk towards Egypt? The arrows on the top sides of the screen were very hard to notice, so you really should've made them more obvious. and the boy doesn't always walk all the way on screen it seems.

The riddle was about the only good part of the game. Except it wasn't obvious that it was a riddle at all. I thought that the colors at the bottom meant something and got confused when I was there. Even sill, as the comment below says, the answer should be "eyes" not eye.

Overall it's not anywhere near done, nor is the purpose known to the player.

[Peg The Backstraight Boys]

Another massacre / "kill x game" This time it was the Backstreet boys, and they were singing something stupid. I'll never really enjoy these types of games. There are just so many of them, and they almost always are pointless and follow no theme or anything.

[Penguin Polka]

It's like chicken, but with a penguin... A little pointless, but not a terrible concept. Maybe if there were a few settings, or a randomize instead of just one movie that plays over and over until you get the best score, it'd be more interesting.

[DBZ Quiz 2]

Pretty much the same as the last quiz, except you have an option to start from where you lost. Still don't know anything about Dragon Ball Z, and probably never will.

[DBZ Quiz]

So I don't know much about DBZ, but this looks like a standard quiz template to me. You should really just let the person continue all the way through instead of telling them they're wrong, and then after give them a score.