Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Simpsons Trivia]

Just another trivia game, that is way too short, has some pretty obscure questions, and criticizes you for getting something wrong that anyone could. These kinda games always just end up being a try again till the end type of thing, especially since you didn't randomize the question order.

I do enjoy the Simpsons though, however I haven't even come close to watching many of the episodes.

[Random Excuse Machine]

"Sorry I'd really love to go out, but I have to wrestle my upset sausage."

This was really cute, kinda reminds me of insult generator from 2000. Would be better if it stopped one at a time and had a list of things that narrowed down the possibilities in the code so you'd always get something that made sense.

[*Flash*Tank*]

Scorched Earth clone apparently? Never played the original.

Overall I liked it, and it was even fun to play by yourself too. Did kinda wish that there was a computerized player to fight against though. Felt that sometimes the game would place you in a really not strategic position, leaving you with a heavy disadvantage.

[The Contest]

Animation was okay, but the song wasn't yours and you didn't really give proper credit. I don't know why this is under games, it's really more of movie.

[Virtual Puffy]

Who the fuck is Puffy? A rapper?

Anyways I guess it was kinda funny, but most ghetto and dated. I did like that he showed in money. However most of the art was just copy and pasted images.

[Ewok Annihilation]

Another massacre game, and has quite a few problems. I appreciate that it has more than one level, but getting there wasn't even worth it as it takes a full minute of waiting for Ewoks to pop up and make the same noises to do anything. And the text moves at the astonishing pace of 2 words per second.

Overall this wasn't very great. The slow paced nature of everything really killed any small entertainment value it had.

[Football Game]

I liked the graphics, but it was a little broken as it took no strategy. He would just randomly select a place to block instead of him having a tell, and 1 of 5 times you'd get it in. Basically to get the highest score all you need to do is periodically press the space bar.

[Quick Draw]

Simple quick draw mini game. Art was decent, but you can kinda cheat by spam clicking under the guy until it works. Either way I enjoyed the test of reaction time.

[Pointless Waste Of Time]

A normal mouse tracker, nothing that fantastic, but mildly amusing. It did successfully waste my time.

[6 more dead babie uses]

Pretty much the same as the other one, still has okay animation, and is still very fucked. The skateboard one is probably my favorite, if I had to choose.