Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[*Flash*Tank*]

Scorched Earth clone apparently? Never played the original.

Overall I liked it, and it was even fun to play by yourself too. Did kinda wish that there was a computerized player to fight against though. Felt that sometimes the game would place you in a really not strategic position, leaving you with a heavy disadvantage.

[The Contest]

Animation was okay, but the song wasn't yours and you didn't really give proper credit. I don't know why this is under games, it's really more of movie.

[Virtual Puffy]

Who the fuck is Puffy? A rapper?

Anyways I guess it was kinda funny, but most ghetto and dated. I did like that he showed in money. However most of the art was just copy and pasted images.

[Ewok Annihilation]

Another massacre game, and has quite a few problems. I appreciate that it has more than one level, but getting there wasn't even worth it as it takes a full minute of waiting for Ewoks to pop up and make the same noises to do anything. And the text moves at the astonishing pace of 2 words per second.

Overall this wasn't very great. The slow paced nature of everything really killed any small entertainment value it had.

[Football Game]

I liked the graphics, but it was a little broken as it took no strategy. He would just randomly select a place to block instead of him having a tell, and 1 of 5 times you'd get it in. Basically to get the highest score all you need to do is periodically press the space bar.

[Quick Draw]

Simple quick draw mini game. Art was decent, but you can kinda cheat by spam clicking under the guy until it works. Either way I enjoyed the test of reaction time.

[Pointless Waste Of Time]

A normal mouse tracker, nothing that fantastic, but mildly amusing. It did successfully waste my time.

[6 more dead babie uses]

Pretty much the same as the other one, still has okay animation, and is still very fucked. The skateboard one is probably my favorite, if I had to choose.

[Sens-a-Bunker]

Wasn't terrible, but nothing original or very good. It's kinda like Simon, but with a timer. Probably would've been better if it could go infinitely instead of just with 9. Also the sounds when you clicked weren't the most pleasant.