Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[MarchMedia's Shaving Tips]

Nothing spectacular, but some nice tips for those who are new to shaving, and some that are just uninformed. Personally I think most of this is just common sense and that you can accomplish most of this by just shaving as you shower, but if you need to look in the mirror when you do it all these steps can work too.

I really liked the simple animation and the overall kind tone to this. Back in 2001 a lot of things were just jokes and gore, this has a certain sincerity to it.

[Create A Sloth]

Cute dress up game. That other game where you can torture Sloth made me very sad, but this one makes me feel a little better.

I really enjoyed the fact that you could turn of the music and that everything was based on a sidebar instead of the overused drag and drop that other old flashes would try, and only result in a bunch of screen clutter and potential lag. I need to re-watch The Goonies soon

[Buzz:inThe fastfoodfiasco]

Nice point and click, and the violence wasn't too severe, and the story was a little entertaining. Without sound it was kinda bland, but I really enjoyed the slight puzzle aspect to a game I expected to be more reaction based.

[George and the Demon]

You started another demo before finishing your first game. Can't really respect that, but this was a cute point and click. Music was a little repetitive though. The story was a little basic, but I'll forgive that because of its age.

[Arnold Soundboard]

"knock knock, who are you? I'm the party pooper!"

Fun sound board, but nothing super creative here. Has a lot of background noise from the movies they're from. Only good because Arnold is an immortal meme.

[Siege!]

Nice and simple puzzle game, would've been better if there was a bit more to it than just fucking around with the settings until you get it. Some of the angles were just infrequent, and I wasn't really sure if it was ever necessary to adjust the power from the middle.

[Tony Lowrez]

I liked the idea for the time, an online talk animated talk show would've been cool. Been done before nowadays though. This is very Italian, and the humor was rather meh, some jokes made me smile though. His ability to slap across the room was probably the best part.

[virus bain]

Random shoot em up I guess. Flawed, not only because of the lack of interesting content, but because it tells me I won when I lose. I don't know what the deal with this "Penny Bain" person was, but glad Newgrounds didn't get taken down and became what it is today.

[Blood Everywhere!]

Just as the reviews below me say, no blood. I don't really care though since it's just a title.

Anyways I thought that the pickup lines were pretty cheesy and hitting him definitely was satisfying. However this just feed into the violent humor of early 2000's and doesn't really tell me a joke I haven't heard before.

[Beat Penny Bain's Fat Ass]

ViDEo GaMEs CaUse ViOLEncE!1!!

but seriously I have no idea who this is, and while I don't think the argument that video games cause any form of violent intent holds up to any research, killing someone because of their beliefs (even wrong) isn't really something funny to me.

All it is is another "kill x game" with only taking about 4 clicks to finish.