Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jew Fun 2000]

Kinda educational in a way, but really was lackluster overall. All it does is go "WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF" and give you a dreidel spin. There are no numbers or anything.

[Holiday Boxing]

The Frosty fight can be won by spamming and the Rudolf fight takes way too long for his nose to change color. If it were functional I'd probably give it a whole extra star, but this is just tedious.

[Matrix... A braingame]

Player one just always wins, if they have a brain anyways. It's a flawed concept in itself. If there were some strategy this would probably be a good game, but it's just as simple as picking the bigger number. Which means the one who goes first, always wins.

An idea for it could be a turn penalty for picking larger numbers, or that leaving a number longer increments it, or that instead of taking points you would gain possession of that tile specifically and have it increase your score over time. There are plenty of better ways you could've done this, but instead it's just broken.

[Final decision]

This game shouldn't be rated E, but I'm against taking down old games that don't deserve it, so I won't flag it.

It was okay with descriptions, but really read like a 12 year old made it (which is probably the case) but I found it humorous that Cloud kills you whenever you give in.

[Killer 1: Aaron Carter]

Don't really know who Aaron Carter is, but I do know this is a "kill x game" where the guy doesn't even die until you drop a nuke on him.

[Paintball DEMO]

Kills you almost instantly when you start, probably doable, but not that great all in all. Also the controls were a little annoying because you need to swap between the arrows and the space bar.

[Mole Hunt]

It's wack a mole, but with a shotgun. Really interesting, has a few funny moles that made me Kek. The simple story was cute, and the Sun dying when you shot it made me smile.

[Prowler]

Wasn't bad, some leaps in logic with the choices, but the music and art made up for it. It was concise, and I kind of enjoyed that.

[Snake... Thatz it...]

Snake with a unique concept to it, doesn't deserve as low as it got. I'm fairly certain the things that were considered bugs were actually on purpose. The snake tails coming back after you were what really got me. I think the score should've kept going though.

[Shopping Mall Nightmare!]

It's a rage game of sorts, but I can relate so...

The jokes were a little overdone, but I still thought it was a little funny. Didn't know who the robot was though... Why the monkey noise?