Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mole Hunt]

It's wack a mole, but with a shotgun. Really interesting, has a few funny moles that made me Kek. The simple story was cute, and the Sun dying when you shot it made me smile.

[Prowler]

Wasn't bad, some leaps in logic with the choices, but the music and art made up for it. It was concise, and I kind of enjoyed that.

[Snake... Thatz it...]

Snake with a unique concept to it, doesn't deserve as low as it got. I'm fairly certain the things that were considered bugs were actually on purpose. The snake tails coming back after you were what really got me. I think the score should've kept going though.

[Shopping Mall Nightmare!]

It's a rage game of sorts, but I can relate so...

The jokes were a little overdone, but I still thought it was a little funny. Didn't know who the robot was though... Why the monkey noise?

[Throw Darts at Britney S.]

Had alright animation for the darts, and decent aim and stuff. But ultimately this is just another "kill x game" and has already been done with the game "Spear Britney."

[Kill Blossom (ppg)]

"kill x game" had some humorous music, but still just poorly made with little creativity.

[Drums]

Decent drum mixer, and beat maker, nothing I can't find in a music program nowadays though. Probably really good for its time, doesn't deserve this low of a score.

[Hawkeye: Sniper Training]

Man that really was nothing, and it was broken too...

Thought there would be something to it, but there was only like 10 things to shoot at and one that moved. Ultimately hitting them meant nothing because the score would present wrong. However the zooming in with the arrow keys was cool, so I'll give half a star for that.

[Terrorist Organization II]

Top 10 Anime betrayals. I can't believe Matt would do me like this, I knew him for a whole 10 minutes.

Man the story only gets worse, and the logic and grammar significantly lower. The boss with the sniper was ok though. On top of that this was a lot shorter than the first game.

[Terrorist Organization I]

"I'm Quickshot, They call me that because I'm quick!" "But you don't have any Legs..."
10/10 writing here ladies and gentlemen.

Where do I even start? The game didn't let you get head shots, at least for me, everything had to be body shots. There was immediate reload speed, which defeats the purpose of there even being a reload option. And the grammar and logic was horrendous. Great game 2/5. Rather funny.

PS: I did the math on the nuclear bombs and 900 billion atoms would be like nothing. Also stop copying Metal Gear.