Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kill and Destroy!!!]

Short FPS?

Not really sure how much content this was in 2000, but it lasted like 10 seconds. The health pretty much drained the second the enemy got on screen as well.

[combatant]

Really liked the art for it, and although the reaction time to complete the trials was minimal, the death messages were funny and it was rather quick to recover and memorize the movements.

[ACE BOARDER]

It sure was... something.

Just looped the mountain and had two characters with instructions that seemed simple, but you pretty much just click them with the game assuming you know which button causes the next slide.

[The Gritch]

Nice Grinch game with okay graphics and mechanics, not particularly fun though, at least for me. I found no issues with it worth noting.

[hawkeye: demo]

First person shooter, very unfinished, but it was fine for what it was. You really should've been able to see your opponents without the scope though.

[dumb ass game 55555555555]

Surprisingly cute and simplistic, but some instructions would be nice. The computerized player was way too difficult unless you spammed kicks, which annihilated it.

[Jew Fun 2000]

Kinda educational in a way, but really was lackluster overall. All it does is go "WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF" and give you a dreidel spin. There are no numbers or anything.

[Holiday Boxing]

The Frosty fight can be won by spamming and the Rudolf fight takes way too long for his nose to change color. If it were functional I'd probably give it a whole extra star, but this is just tedious.

[Matrix... A braingame]

Player one just always wins, if they have a brain anyways. It's a flawed concept in itself. If there were some strategy this would probably be a good game, but it's just as simple as picking the bigger number. Which means the one who goes first, always wins.

An idea for it could be a turn penalty for picking larger numbers, or that leaving a number longer increments it, or that instead of taking points you would gain possession of that tile specifically and have it increase your score over time. There are plenty of better ways you could've done this, but instead it's just broken.

[Final decision]

This game shouldn't be rated E, but I'm against taking down old games that don't deserve it, so I won't flag it.

It was okay with descriptions, but really read like a 12 year old made it (which is probably the case) but I found it humorous that Cloud kills you whenever you give in.