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Cute, but really not playable, the spaceships often move too erratically or too quickly for it too be very fair. The game is possible though. Seems unfinished as you get to mars and that's it.

This is why you wear a helmet, just sayin.

Overall it was just another set of stick death animations. Nothing special, but it had quite a few, so at least some effort was put in.

"kill x game" simple concept, decent art, nothing special.

I shot a snowman and it bled... why?

Pretty pointless shoot em up, really didn't even have the patience to finish it. They curse me out too.

That was fun, pretty basic idea, but really satirizes the whole "virtual pet" fad.

~sperm sperm~

weird, really was, had no purpose, kinda just space invaders, but worse.

Not really good as the delay when you click makes it near impossible to hit the red ones. On top of that you can pause the game and hit the enemies by right clicking.

Too short to be anything, but the retro look was nice.

Interesting and slightly challenging "kill x game"

Some of the weapons had poor recognition when you clicked on Santa though. I found the grenades timing to be fun, and the art was pretty okay.

Really low effort, kinda just ear rapes you and has a political figure slapped on an Elmo doll.

Decent game with quite the interesting concept to it. Stopping a conversation before it gets out of hand as a set of trials is something I have never seen done before. Art was a little lackluster however, and the story was a little too easy to follow, but this was the first of its kind.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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