Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Simeone Squash]

Well, it's another mosquito swatter game, with very minimal changes. The mute button actually doesn't work.

[Bin Blaster]

Pretty simple killing Osama Bin Ladden game, which is an odd thing to group into a category, but there are just so many.

This one was one of the better one's I've played in terms of entertainment. Everything bouncing around was quite fun. You get an extra half star for patriotism.

[Cyber Slots]

Pretty realistic slots experience, especially since in all likelihood you end up with all your money gone. I didn't see any problems with it and it moved pretty smoothly. I did enjoy that you could pull the lever as well as click a spin button. Though a major problem with these types of games is that there usually isn't much to do with your winnings...

[Flash Poker]

Now this wasn't very entertaining for me since I'm not very familiar with the rules of poker, nor double up. But that's not the only reason why. When you start it says "game over" which can be rather confusing, and the game ultimately goes nowhere because you can't do anything with your points, and there is no winning amount.

It all worked fine however, I didn't find any major functional errors.

[casino roulette game]

It's a pretty good idea, but goes nowhere fast. As for roulette, I thought it was almost a faithful recreation, but the problem is, you can very well bet on everything at once. I thought it was fine to do though since you ultimately get no payout back when you do.

There was an odd style choice with the screen in the top right. It showed black numbers as red on the board, and red numbers as white. Why not swap that?

[Mission to Mars]

Actually fairly challenging and entertaining in it's own way. Dodging in a minute proves to be a fair challenge. Although the art is obviously minimal, it does well with what it has.

I noticed that the hitboxes are rather accurate (though the ship is annoyingly large.)

[Battleship Flash Game]

There was a small bug with it, but it's not game breaking as you can restart. When you start a 2nd game it'll tell you 3 ships are sunk from the start.

Overall another good puzzle based game from you, would be better if you could do it in multiplayer, but telling percentages is fine too.

[Driving Home at Easter]

"Avoid hitting an eastern bunny" wouldn't want to racist now.

So the control of this game is terrible, and you can't tell where you're really going. Making this first person is probably your worst mistake. Hard mode was literal bullshit, even worse than the already impossible easy mode.

[Foxy On The Road]

Very poorly made car game, you actually can't finish the course, that 10 seconds long, without getting hit by the first obstacle. When you do get hit, all of your health drains ridiculously fast. Needs a lot of work.

[Chevy Racer]

Just flat out doesn't work for what it's trying to be. You get no reaction time to dodge any of the obstacles, and most of the obstacles don't make any sense. There isn't a consistent theme of art throughout the game, and it's in a foreign language. Anyone who plays this will end up with negative points before they eventually break down...