Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tom Green Goes Crazy]

Gave half a star for proper credits, a lot of older games don't have them.

Couldn't understand half the words said, and shooting is pretty generic and bland at this point. Nothing was particularly interesting about all of this.

[Thanksgiving Shoot Em Up]

Needed an auto clicker to finish it, you pretty much get no reaction time when a pilgrim shows up and shoots you. Nothing too interesting, just another point and shoot.

[Wack-A-Bush (fixed)]

Just another shitty wack a mole clone, where the guy is George W Bush. Guy moves too quickly, and this is overall uncreative.

[AP Puzzle]

Just a picture from Austin Powers the 1997 film. Good movie, but that doesn't make this game good. The puzzle pieces shrinking when you get them in the right place doesn't really make sense to me. Overall there is no payoff to completing the puzzle anyways, it just keeps going.

In the end it was more of a tile swap than an actual challenging puzzle, but nice try.

[Weed Invaders]

Simple re-skin and concept for a simple game, though it was rather boring after a bit. Ended it with 420 points for the lols.

[New Voting]

Totally not rigged, amazing, love doing my country a service.

Honestly this is quite amusing, though Bush won. Decent spam game.

[how to pass out]

short flash film, that I'm pretty sure is a joke? I know it works, at least to some extent, but is anyone really stupid enough to try this? I hope not.

2 stars for being unique.

[Absalom RPG (Flash 5)]

The first good RPG on Newgrounds, has quite the length to it, didn't finish it quite yet, but when I do I'll edit this review. Overall I thought the moves each having a unique strategy to them was really cool, and where the art lacked the game filled in. It seems there is a 2nd and dungeon version of this, can't wait to try them out.

Edit: So I finally finished it and only have one problem, there are no save states whatsoever. Now if this were longer than two dungeons I would take off a star for it, but it's not too hard to get over it. Even still having to restart every time is a little problematic. Ultimately replaying it taught me a few new things about the game play, and I found the exchanging cards to get a better build to be rather interesting. If this were full blown, getting the "best cards" would definitely be something everyone farmed for. Assuming a full rpg I'd probably make it so you had to spend gold to get them to change. The story was surprisingly there, a lot of games at the time didn't really try, but I feel that this one (although not the best) tried to develop the characters.

Overall I really loved it, I'm usually not a grindy guy, but each level up really felt like it was moving the game. Hope you're still making games Kinsman.

[Pokey Shoot 'Em Up]

Gave an extra half star because of the music and Mother 3 reference.

Overall it's just another "kill x game" where you massacre a "race" of one person. Nothing super interesting or new.

[Buster Busts A Nut]

It's a pretty decent dodge game, and the pictures didn't look half bad. Only a few issues I had, the cars could come in and be completely unavoidable occasionally, and I found a bug that puts your miles into the negatives and lives into the negatives and the game never ends.

Couldn't beat it for these reasons, but alright overall.