Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Battleship Flash Game]

There was a small bug with it, but it's not game breaking as you can restart. When you start a 2nd game it'll tell you 3 ships are sunk from the start.

Overall another good puzzle based game from you, would be better if you could do it in multiplayer, but telling percentages is fine too.

[Driving Home at Easter]

"Avoid hitting an eastern bunny" wouldn't want to racist now.

So the control of this game is terrible, and you can't tell where you're really going. Making this first person is probably your worst mistake. Hard mode was literal bullshit, even worse than the already impossible easy mode.

[Foxy On The Road]

Very poorly made car game, you actually can't finish the course, that 10 seconds long, without getting hit by the first obstacle. When you do get hit, all of your health drains ridiculously fast. Needs a lot of work.

[Chevy Racer]

Just flat out doesn't work for what it's trying to be. You get no reaction time to dodge any of the obstacles, and most of the obstacles don't make any sense. There isn't a consistent theme of art throughout the game, and it's in a foreign language. Anyone who plays this will end up with negative points before they eventually break down...

[Osama-Whack 1.6]

This was fairly good for a whack a mole game. The time limit and health bar gave a good sense of urgency that other games of this caliber just don't have. The boss fight was funny, but took a little too long. Overall it was a pretty decent game. Have an extra half star for patriotism.

[Polar Rescue]

Haven't seen many good platformers as of yet, and this breaks the norm (or ice if I'm making a pun.)

The best part about this is the art, the introduction and the game play all look rather nice. The controls however, are lacking. When you move around it's a little too sensitive. And swapping the weapons basically just turns it on or off rather than anything worth while.

You can skip through the game by right clicking and pressing play over and over, so that's a bit problematic. I also couldn't figure out how to beat the bear. Needs some clearer instructions there.

[Osamaroids]

Not the best asteroids game, the controls were a little unresponsive to terrible at times. Still the idea was't that bad. You get an extra half star for patriotism.

[Alone In The Dark]

I shot the fucking moon out like a light. The logic in this game is amazing.

So that wasn't very good, it's built up to be really scary, but really has nothing to it. I remember another flash game tried to jump scare me, but the art was too bad to do it, kinda like this one.

The pictures at the end were unsettling, but not scary, just weird, honestly I could find that online if I wanted to. The art overall was lackluster, but I loved the reference to Resident Evil, with the whole door thing.

[GRABASS (Jackass spoof)]

I mean it's a spoof on Johnny Knoxville. Kinda funny in some regards because of all the stupid shit he's done, but mostly just a "kill x game."

[The Amazing Face Maker!]

Generic dress up game, doesn't have many props in it though. Probably would've been better with a different interface since there was only on designated spot to put things.