Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[She-male: Avoid the nuts!]

Funny game about traps, honestly a really good version of the cup swap game, a little hard to tell when there isn't any real motion and it's only simultaneous teleportation.

[Destroy the School (Demo)]

Vandalism was a nice change of pace, better than killing everyone, then he pulled out the gun...

Honestly had a bit of fun with it, school shooting isn't really something to poke fun at anymore though.

[Psychic Stevie's Answers]

Funny, although making fun of retarded people nowadays would never pass.

Actually had a few different responses which was nice to see, and the music wasn't annoying either. Needs some questions to auto ask to get more responses.

[R.A.T.S (demo)]

Interesting spin on the zombie apocalypse, but you can really tell this was made by a 13 year old. With WWIII memes about and all this was pretty funny. Besides that it didn't have anything too interesting or challenging.

[Kill Eminem]

A "kill x game" at least this time they're shooting you back. M&M is pretty alright though, not sure why he's the butt of the joke here.

Nothing new or interesting, and not especially good either. Very repetitive as he can only spawn in four places.

[Surgery from hell (fixed)]

You have fallen from grace, the insult generators were so good, but this was just awful, the art made everyone look like a morbidly obese old man, or made out of wood.

The logic of it doesn't make much sense either as you can't cause blood from a defibrillator.

You could have done so much better than a "kill x game" why have you betrayed my trust like this?

[Sesame St.Life (demo)]

"fuck you modafuckers"

Oscar the grouch just repeated this over and over again, so obviously not done whatsoever. Running doesn't really yield anything either, but the animation, however short, was pretty nice. The concept of it is absolutely golden, but man this wasn't finished enough to give a high score.

[Sniper]

"Your mission is to find the bomb in 60 seconds!" *tells you where the bomb is*

It said a hint, but man it was really easy to find it. Killing people was ultimately pointless and there was no challenge to it all.

[Crazy Bone Toss!]

Good concept I guess, but the cat teleporting around makes things so artificially difficult and at some points you can't possibly catch the bones because of the distance.

[Attraction (chick pickup)]

Seems like this was made by someone who's never approached a woman. Like seriously a poop joke makes her laugh? She calls you a dick anytime you ask for her number? Not to mention that it states that it's a bad game at the end.

There was nothing realistic about this whatsoever. Art was okay for the time I guess... And on top of it all the music was too loud and nonadjustable. Pretty crappy all in all.