Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Crazy Bone Toss!]

Good concept I guess, but the cat teleporting around makes things so artificially difficult and at some points you can't possibly catch the bones because of the distance.

[Attraction (chick pickup)]

Seems like this was made by someone who's never approached a woman. Like seriously a poop joke makes her laugh? She calls you a dick anytime you ask for her number? Not to mention that it states that it's a bad game at the end.

There was nothing realistic about this whatsoever. Art was okay for the time I guess... And on top of it all the music was too loud and nonadjustable. Pretty crappy all in all.

[tickle-me-stewie]

Doesn't do much besides when you click on his balls or leave. Expected something a little different from the title, honestly this just feels like an unfunny cop-out to get clicks by using a popular tv character.

[EXTREME Baby Racing!]

Art was a little lame, but besides that it was pretty funny. Shame that it seems like there are all dead babies most of the time.

[The Lusty Barfly]

The concept still stands well together, but this one was lousily put together compared to the other ones. The art I felt was a little sloppy, and the choices were pretty much, submit to her bs, or get shot. The other games had a bit more paths.

[Kill Nsync]

"kill x game" they dodge a little too fast. Slightly better than just pressing a button to kill something as there is a score.

[Fite Club Tyler Vs. Homer]

Pretty funny concept, especially since you took the quotes from the movie and show for all their lines. Don't know what the deal with Timmy is, but it was an alright shitpost.

[Prototype X]

One of the first dodging games on the site, difficult, but short. A little more content would be nice.

[Dickens' Second Adventure]

Actually significantly worse than the first game, the controls being all on the number pad were annoying to say the least. It drops you in the world with little to no direction besides "cover up the murder" and the camera angles often made it more difficult to understand what was going on.

[Rippley 1(how to, fix 3)]

First room escape game on Newgrounds, but it's not really fair how you lose lives so easily and just by clicking things. At that point it's just trial and error.

It had pretty decent animations through and through, however the boss was just spam clicking like some of the other games of this time. Big issue is that after you beat her the game won't continue, and you just can't go into the next room.