Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sesame St.Life (demo)]

"fuck you modafuckers"

Oscar the grouch just repeated this over and over again, so obviously not done whatsoever. Running doesn't really yield anything either, but the animation, however short, was pretty nice. The concept of it is absolutely golden, but man this wasn't finished enough to give a high score.

[Sniper]

"Your mission is to find the bomb in 60 seconds!" *tells you where the bomb is*

It said a hint, but man it was really easy to find it. Killing people was ultimately pointless and there was no challenge to it all.

[Crazy Bone Toss!]

Good concept I guess, but the cat teleporting around makes things so artificially difficult and at some points you can't possibly catch the bones because of the distance.

[Attraction (chick pickup)]

Seems like this was made by someone who's never approached a woman. Like seriously a poop joke makes her laugh? She calls you a dick anytime you ask for her number? Not to mention that it states that it's a bad game at the end.

There was nothing realistic about this whatsoever. Art was okay for the time I guess... And on top of it all the music was too loud and nonadjustable. Pretty crappy all in all.

[tickle-me-stewie]

Doesn't do much besides when you click on his balls or leave. Expected something a little different from the title, honestly this just feels like an unfunny cop-out to get clicks by using a popular tv character.

[EXTREME Baby Racing!]

Art was a little lame, but besides that it was pretty funny. Shame that it seems like there are all dead babies most of the time.

[The Lusty Barfly]

The concept still stands well together, but this one was lousily put together compared to the other ones. The art I felt was a little sloppy, and the choices were pretty much, submit to her bs, or get shot. The other games had a bit more paths.

[Kill Nsync]

"kill x game" they dodge a little too fast. Slightly better than just pressing a button to kill something as there is a score.

[Fite Club Tyler Vs. Homer]

Pretty funny concept, especially since you took the quotes from the movie and show for all their lines. Don't know what the deal with Timmy is, but it was an alright shitpost.

[Prototype X]

One of the first dodging games on the site, difficult, but short. A little more content would be nice.