Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[R.A.T.S (demo)]

Interesting spin on the zombie apocalypse, but you can really tell this was made by a 13 year old. With WWIII memes about and all this was pretty funny. Besides that it didn't have anything too interesting or challenging.

[TWIG:2 Twig's Revenge]

The "kill x game" killed me back, felt meta, and honestly I enjoyed it more than I should've.

The game was more animation than game, but take your two stars dammit.

[Kill Eminem]

A "kill x game" at least this time they're shooting you back. M&M is pretty alright though, not sure why he's the butt of the joke here.

Nothing new or interesting, and not especially good either. Very repetitive as he can only spawn in four places.

[Surgery from hell (fixed)]

You have fallen from grace, the insult generators were so good, but this was just awful, the art made everyone look like a morbidly obese old man, or made out of wood.

The logic of it doesn't make much sense either as you can't cause blood from a defibrillator.

You could have done so much better than a "kill x game" why have you betrayed my trust like this?

[Sesame St.Life (demo)]

"fuck you modafuckers"

Oscar the grouch just repeated this over and over again, so obviously not done whatsoever. Running doesn't really yield anything either, but the animation, however short, was pretty nice. The concept of it is absolutely golden, but man this wasn't finished enough to give a high score.

[Sniper]

"Your mission is to find the bomb in 60 seconds!" *tells you where the bomb is*

It said a hint, but man it was really easy to find it. Killing people was ultimately pointless and there was no challenge to it all.

[Crazy Bone Toss!]

Good concept I guess, but the cat teleporting around makes things so artificially difficult and at some points you can't possibly catch the bones because of the distance.

[Attraction (chick pickup)]

Seems like this was made by someone who's never approached a woman. Like seriously a poop joke makes her laugh? She calls you a dick anytime you ask for her number? Not to mention that it states that it's a bad game at the end.

There was nothing realistic about this whatsoever. Art was okay for the time I guess... And on top of it all the music was too loud and nonadjustable. Pretty crappy all in all.

[tickle-me-stewie]

Doesn't do much besides when you click on his balls or leave. Expected something a little different from the title, honestly this just feels like an unfunny cop-out to get clicks by using a popular tv character.

[EXTREME Baby Racing!]

Art was a little lame, but besides that it was pretty funny. Shame that it seems like there are all dead babies most of the time.