Dankdadd's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[4inthemorn WK3 (captions)]

First one is still my favorite so far, and the fact that the background has never changed at all is worrisome. Animation hasn't improved by much, but the jokes were pretty alright this time around. I noticed you can click on the girls tits, and although stupid, I found it chuckle worthy. Jon shooting himself at the end was kinda unnecessary, lashing out was something expected, but the way you portrayed it wasn't really that funny.

Didn't mention this in the other reviews, but I do appreciate the whole picture of the day and sound clip of the day thing. Keeps a sense of routine and usually they are in good taste.

[Through The Cracks]

Pretty much the same thing but with subtitles, not worse, and honestly the subtitles help quite a bit for some of the words, but your really shouldn't re-upload something twice because you want more attention from it.

[4 in The Morning News wk2]

The jokes just weren't as funny this time around, especially since porn is so much more accessible and acceptable now. I can't say that this one improved at all from the first, and I think it was shorter. Yet again, I hope the background gets an update.

[4 In The Morning News]

The show is very dated at this point, but it's nice to see that most of the jokes can still shine through as funny. Animation wasn't spectacular, but the premise of it was solid enough to rely on that instead. Some jokes like the cigarette carton, or the "this is not a talk show" gag were fun to listen to.

Now you've made plenty of these I've yet to see, but I really hope you change up the background since it looks pretty terrible with only a few solid colors and a TV.

[Damnation Full Intro]

Seems odd that you split it into separate parts being that it was generally short. Overall the animation was good for the time, but doesn't hold up too well with all the still frames. I think the intensity of it for the theme was well done, but it was oddly interrupted when the punch sequence happened. The sound effect ended up being comical, and it feels more like you were too lazy to actually animate him getting beat up than cutting it for any dramatic purposes.

The second half on mars was well done for story purposes, and really ended on a good note with the quote at the end. However, yet again it seems like you were too lazy to animate any fight sequence as a black screen is shown when the rest of your squad gets killed. The sounds were all well done though, and contributed the overall mood.

[Damnation Intro pt. 1]

Seems odd that you split it into separate parts being that it was generally short. Overall the animation was good for the time, but doesn't hold up too well with all the still frames. I think the intensity of it for the theme was well done, but it was oddly interrupted when the punch sequence happened. The sound effect ended up being comical, and it feels more like you were too lazy to actually animate him getting beat up than cutting it for any dramatic purposes.

[Worlds Worst Ways To Die]

Cute with the style of it, but the actual content is where it was lacking. The black and white animation made it feel nice, but the stick figures dying sent it back to being an immature flash. Some of the deaths were mildly amusing, but not enough to give any higher of a score.

[FATSPLOSION.]

So this was replaced with garbage, guess it used to be something good, oh well. Maybe a "hacker" did it, or maybe it was just you being weird. Either way nothing to see now.

[Zooooooom]

Trippy content here, and decently drawn too, animation was a little choppy though.

[Luigi's Bad Luck]

Seems like something that would happen to Luigi, he's always living in the shadow of his brother. I did like the classic pixel animation style you went with, but I can't say there is much else to be impressed with.