Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Alcohol and ammo]

Very trailer park-esque. I found the escalation of it all to be amusing, though I do wish you could hit the apple more than twice per. Even still I love the fact that he cares more for his beer and truck than his safety.

[Bill Gates Crucifixtion 2]

Basically the same as the first game with a little extra BS part where he dies. Still pointless, still a "kill x game."

[Coloring Book Goku]

First game I really have seen in this style, though it's not any better than an MS paint fill bucket tool.

[Bill Gates Crucifixtion]

Another "kill x game" I never find these that amusing. Why would you hate Bill Gates, he did wonders for the computer industry.

[you pick portal music v.1]

So that's an interesting way to do things, voting on score to select a portal theme, I don't think any were used, but personally I liked #3. This is a functional sound board, though now it would be redundant because of the audio portal.

[Rafter Demo]

So it was a basic dodging game, nothing amazingly innovative. I found that there was a massive mouse lag that prevented you from dodging a lot of things even if you have impeccable reaction time.

[View Askew Sound Board]

I'm not really familiar with the movies that this was referencing, but it's a functional soundboard. Nothing wild.

[Chris Rock Boxing]

So this is another boxing style game, though it doesn't use the block mechanic well, since you can just out spam them rather easily. If they blocked your attacks and you had to use a bit more strategy, it would definitely be more interesting, but this is boarder lining a "kill x" style game.

YoinK responds:

It's a very old game. One of the very first games I ever made. The Jersey Situation game has a block mechanic.

[fighter 2]

So I think this was supposed to be ironic, but that doesn't really make it much better. There was shitty art, and the voices were rather annoying. I don't know why you made this.

[p00ps3x Browser]

This joke again... and again... and again. How many times are there gonna be shitty browser clones that hardly have any purpose. I know that there are still hundreds more after this one... But hey! You got underdog of the week! congrats!