Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rafter Demo]

So it was a basic dodging game, nothing amazingly innovative. I found that there was a massive mouse lag that prevented you from dodging a lot of things even if you have impeccable reaction time.

[View Askew Sound Board]

I'm not really familiar with the movies that this was referencing, but it's a functional soundboard. Nothing wild.

[Chris Rock Boxing]

So this is another boxing style game, though it doesn't use the block mechanic well, since you can just out spam them rather easily. If they blocked your attacks and you had to use a bit more strategy, it would definitely be more interesting, but this is boarder lining a "kill x" style game.

YoinK responds:

It's a very old game. One of the very first games I ever made. The Jersey Situation game has a block mechanic.

[fighter 2]

So I think this was supposed to be ironic, but that doesn't really make it much better. There was shitty art, and the voices were rather annoying. I don't know why you made this.

[p00ps3x Browser]

This joke again... and again... and again. How many times are there gonna be shitty browser clones that hardly have any purpose. I know that there are still hundreds more after this one... But hey! You got underdog of the week! congrats!

[Castlevania Priest Battle]

This is leaps and bounds better than the other Castlevania clone made in 2001, that Dracula fight sucked.

So the priest was easy, a little disappointed by that, but it was worth hearing all the smack talk and such, which was just straight funny. What really made up for the overly easy priest fight, was that you fight Jesus Christ immediately after. His fight was hard to get a handle on, but once you got the rhythm of it, it really felt like a true Castlevania game.

I also enjoyed the little cross over secret button deal. It's nice to see how this was a precedent for future grander titles, like Abobo's Big Adventure.

[Sliding head effect]

Not the worst special effects game, but I've seen better. Not to mention the face is kinda awkward to look at...

[Alien Bash]

Gave stars more for the fun music and introduction than the game. The George W Bush thing was fun. Though hitting him in the eyes was just plain annoying, like all I could do was spam my mouse for a while. Not a unique premise as you stated in the description.

[SNAKE 5]

Too similar to your previous titles, basically uses the same code, but you can place set pictures that don't scale well in the background. Get more creative.

[Traffic! Puzzle Game]

This is a really good puzzle game, reminds me of that app, push the block or whatever that was popular when iPods were all the craze. So you move a car to the right side of a screen in the least amount of moves possible, that's pretty neat. The graphics were pretty nice too.