Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rpg:Mystic Blade (Done)]

So this is a simple RPG, with a proper saving system and basic combat. Anyone could beat this and that's more of an issue than anything else, the combat is just too easy. There isn't any strategy besides healing up and hitting. Anyone who can do basic math will find no challenge in this.

That wasn't the main problem though, this probably would've gotten a half a star or more higher if the display wasn't so ugly. I can't even tell what half the enemies are. On top of that the heal and hit options have a letter missing off the left of the screen.

[Sgt. Hartman soundboard]

This is from a pretty iconic character, but there is little deviance from the normal soundboard made at this time. No pictures or anything either. Rather bland.

[Make - A - Turd]

Another dress up game, with literal shit. Toilet humor is starting to get old, and I'm no killjoy, but this is immature, and getting old. (I mean I know it's from 2001, but even for this time period the same joke has been made too many times.)

[Numbers 1]

This was a pretty neat puzzle game, I enjoyed it very much. I've never seen this concept before, so it stands out among number things. Reminds me of Sudoku almost. My brain is pretty tired now, since there was a lot of guesswork involved, but as you played for longer, you got more used to the method.

[You're the Detective]

A sequel to the first shitty detective game. Nothing really improved significantly.

So the detective game is functional, but that is all it really had going for it. The art was so bad I had to take off half a star for it, and the hints were very immature. I get the impression that this was made by someone very young in crayon, and you might've been considering. Either way the format of the game is okay, but everything else really wasn't.

[Introduction to NG]

I thought that this was a nice intro to Newgrounds of sorts, but more importantly it's a glimpse into the past. While not amazing, it was cute and slightly informative.

[My drumset]

Cool, it's just a drum set, but I kinda liked it.

[3D Joe Water Balloon Drop]

A very cute game, I enjoyed the graphics and the simplicity of it all. Though you are kinda being a dick by dropping all of those balloons...

I thought that the points system was fair, and that the things that could deduct you made sense. I only noticed one problem and that was that the seagull hit box was a little too big. I enjoyed that you couldn't just spam balloons too.

[Windows (it sucks)]

That was really immature, but it got a chuckle out of me so I gave it an extra half star. I was expecting another Windows parody, but got a flow chart that always led to me having a small penis. Frick.

[Mini DBZ game]

So that was a mess, I liked the graphics, but that doesn't really make up for everything else. You would randomly die it seemed, and get multiple points for shooting already gone enemies. On top of that the music would play over itself and create a lot of unpleasant noise.

I have no doubt that this style of game is viable, but the way you did it is appalling.