Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[AMZ || Ferro Skating]

Doesn't even work for what it's supposed to be, and in general looks terrible.

It's the same loop of objects over and over, and the score doesn't work properly. You crash almost immediately too. Pretty poorly done with the collisions.

[Binary Translator 1.0]

I mean, it's a functional binary to decimal translator, but I can't say it's super impressive being that you can google one up in 10 seconds. Still it seems to work, and there was some effort that went into this, so it's an okay gadget.

[The Adventures of sonic]

So it's like Sonic, but Mario game play? I'm not really sure what that was.

It's very hard to make a bad platformer, and I can tell you had some good ideas to it, but there were quite a few problems that made this unenjoyable overall. The art was okay itself, but the entities collided horribly and looked like that they were put together poorly. The ladder needing you to jump to fully climb was annoying, and the movement was delayed at all parts.

There were only 4 levels, and there were constant bugs that plagued it. The Eggman fight was also near impossible due to the massive health bar.

[Windowz]

Basically every other game making fun of Windows has done all the jokes you have, but much better. The lack of originality shows.

[Runner]

Decent game, with some interesting controls. Not everything had the balls to actually combine moving and shooting, which sounds simple, but apparently isn't.

The story is generic, but enough to keep someone mildly entertained.

[Poorly Drawn Stickmen: TG]

Interesting style, haven't played anything like this as of yet, but it's quite apparent the art was the best thing about this game. It's odd how you have to click on random objects until you get through it all, but the hints balance it all out for the most part.

There wasn't much effort on the story, but I think this was meant to just be silly, so can't take much off for that.

[SuperHappyFunGame]

This wasn't good at all, the animation and overall appearance of it, wasn't nice to look at whatsoever. The plot is next to none, and the concepts are so bizarre and random, it makes me cringe. Why post this?

[The LOVE Quiz]

An okay satire on the whole love quiz / calculator thing. It's poking fun at it, right? This isn't just made to be shit, it was made as a joke, right?

[Schwarzeneggar Prank Call]

Pretty much as good as all the other Arnold Schwarzneggar soundboards, but this on was organized a little better overall. There were quite a few last year, but it's been a long time, so you still have some credibility.