Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[African Detroit Cop]

I didn't say much about the game in the demo because I was saving it for this, and I was not disappointed. The concept was phenomenal, and the comedy was actually funny. Each encounter had three ways it could go, and each was rather unique in it's own way. The animation was great, and the faces were comical, however I couldn't give this higher than three and a half because the robot fight is BROKEN!

I went to the good ending and fought the robot, and nothing happened. He just wouldn't go into attack mode. Never have I been so upset about anything in my life... Either way I'll appreciate Detroit cop for what it is and not for only it's flaws...

[most interactive game]

I've been violated...

I love the joke, but still not much to it, so only two stars.

[Preloader made simple]

I appreciate the help you gave to other portal creators of the time, although this isn't much useful now with new versions of flash and alternatives for creating, I'm sure many people were glad you made this.

[BM GAME]

This was a decent operation like game, where you can't touch the sides. Felt that the progression of difficulty was a little unbalanced, and that the theme of it was immature. Though the art was pretty okay. You can cheat by right clicking and moving your mouse to the desired location though...

[GroundZero Tetris]

A Tetris clone, with some levels to make things a bit more interesting. I liked the counter, think I saw something with it before this one though. The music loop was too short. It repeated very often and I got annoyed with it rather quickly.

[target 1: kill the sticks]

Another shooting game, with seven spaces for the same character to pop up again and again 15 times, until you shoot in which the same sound and animation play. Generally boring and uncreative.

[Virtual Smiley Torture]

Another "kill x game" this one has many more options than others, but the art was very crappy, and the deaths were super immature. I don't think any really made me laugh.

[I show it as it is]

Less effort from last one, especially since it's nearly the same thing.

[Windows Errors]

It's the same joke about Windows crashing refurbished, but it's still pretty funny.

[Kill Windows 3.1]

I love it when Stephen Hawking tells me to lick his cock.

Seriously though, the computer voice insulting you while you try to do anything on the computer was funny, but it was the only joke here. Even "killing Windows 3.1" just showed text on a black screen. A little disappointing.