Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[target 1: kill the sticks]

Another shooting game, with seven spaces for the same character to pop up again and again 15 times, until you shoot in which the same sound and animation play. Generally boring and uncreative.

[Virtual Smiley Torture]

Another "kill x game" this one has many more options than others, but the art was very crappy, and the deaths were super immature. I don't think any really made me laugh.

[I show it as it is]

Less effort from last one, especially since it's nearly the same thing.

[Windows Errors]

It's the same joke about Windows crashing refurbished, but it's still pretty funny.

[Kill Windows 3.1]

I love it when Stephen Hawking tells me to lick his cock.

Seriously though, the computer voice insulting you while you try to do anything on the computer was funny, but it was the only joke here. Even "killing Windows 3.1" just showed text on a black screen. A little disappointing.

[RPG Fight]

It's a short demo fight, functional, but too easy and doesn't really provide anything new to the RPG table. The art was chicken scratch, but that's nothing new. In fact I don't think you can lose at all, at least it's very unlikely to.

[galaga/360spin room]

While unique, it wasn't done the best way it could've been. Reminds me of google earth street view, but why include Galaga when you were having issues with the file size? You could've just made two separate game. On top of that the arrows that point to things in the room look like they were made in MS paint and were ultimately redundant because it's quite obvious as to what they are.

So it would randomly cut to Galaga when you hit an arrow, and the game is almost the same as the last version, except worse. The shots would get deleted unlike the last one which made it a little funner. Also you could get stuck and die multiple times resulting in an instant loss.

Weird combo.

[MK style beatem up 2plyr]

So this is a basic fighting game, but it's very minimal, has a few issues. First there are no combos or real strategy to implement besides spamming buttons, and the controls are less than optimal. One funny bug was that you could float by punching the opponent mid air, and potentially get off screen if timed right.

[Misc.]

Three cool gadgets here, and the first one could even be considered a game!

I feel that the gadgets of old Newgrounds get neglected, but they were often the pioneers in new and abstract concepts. I can appreciate this.

[A day at work]

"IT'S CALLED THE TWIST, DADDY! THE TWIST!"

This was classic, and I think the first true simulation game on the site. I thought this was overall creative and I liked the art style and fun mini games you could do. I would define this as more of a time killer though.

Now there were a few issues with it, but it's less what's wrong with the game and more what's wrong with you. The game works perfectly, as far as I can tell, but you are an asshole (at least from what the game shows.) I'm not sure exactly what you do, but man you are total dick from the actions in the game. Sleeping on the job, complaining about everything, being overly sarcastic to your peers, and worst of all passing your work on to the night guy because you're too lazy to do it. This generally makes me angry, as I think myself to be a hard working individual. However, I'll forgive you because this was made for your parents, and that's sweet.

PS: smoking is bad