Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[most interactive game]

I've been violated...

I love the joke, but still not much to it, so only two stars.

[Preloader made simple]

I appreciate the help you gave to other portal creators of the time, although this isn't much useful now with new versions of flash and alternatives for creating, I'm sure many people were glad you made this.

[BM GAME]

This was a decent operation like game, where you can't touch the sides. Felt that the progression of difficulty was a little unbalanced, and that the theme of it was immature. Though the art was pretty okay. You can cheat by right clicking and moving your mouse to the desired location though...

[GroundZero Tetris]

A Tetris clone, with some levels to make things a bit more interesting. I liked the counter, think I saw something with it before this one though. The music loop was too short. It repeated very often and I got annoyed with it rather quickly.

[target 1: kill the sticks]

Another shooting game, with seven spaces for the same character to pop up again and again 15 times, until you shoot in which the same sound and animation play. Generally boring and uncreative.

[Virtual Smiley Torture]

Another "kill x game" this one has many more options than others, but the art was very crappy, and the deaths were super immature. I don't think any really made me laugh.

[I show it as it is]

Less effort from last one, especially since it's nearly the same thing.

[Windows Errors]

It's the same joke about Windows crashing refurbished, but it's still pretty funny.

[Kill Windows 3.1]

I love it when Stephen Hawking tells me to lick his cock.

Seriously though, the computer voice insulting you while you try to do anything on the computer was funny, but it was the only joke here. Even "killing Windows 3.1" just showed text on a black screen. A little disappointing.

[RPG Fight]

It's a short demo fight, functional, but too easy and doesn't really provide anything new to the RPG table. The art was chicken scratch, but that's nothing new. In fact I don't think you can lose at all, at least it's very unlikely to.