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As all politics are, even jokingly, this was pretty exaggerated and not entirely true. But that's what I came here for!

Overall it's a simple cute "election" of past leaders who we know have done some pretty good and pretty bad things. On a more serious note. I think you shouldn't judge a political leader by their teenage years or personal life. People change for the better or worse.

[Mookie the Mouse]

He got the cheese, not gonna lie thought he was just gonna die three times.

Not realistic or especially well drawn, but definitely funny. Not too long either so, can't rate it too high.

[Galactic Strife]

Pretty good stuff with flash kit especially back in 2000. Although it was for two players and I'm alone, if I had someone else I'd be having a blast.

Rail cannon was best by far btw.

[Sab I: Tubby Assassin]

It takes effort to be this bad.

Not only is it a "kill x game" but you can't move the gun and I somehow shot London itself and it bled... The introduction and kill "animations" took literal years. I am in pain.

[Sab II: Bob Dole Assasin]

Welp we did it, I shot up a Walmart.

"Kill x game" where I couldn't even move the gun. All I did was click "fire" like 20 times and watch smiley faces get bloody. Send help.

[Rip Ricky Martin]

why tho?

"Kill x game" with three steps. Not creative at all, and looks like it was made in ms paint.

[Gravity Pong]

just pong, and not really pong since you control two. Really more annoying with increasing speed than anything else.

[Judge Judy 1]

Funny for a massacre game, especially since she got up and ran, it was almost like a normal game. Found you getting a medal after rather humorous.

Shame that this got a higher rating than it deserved because a You-Tuber played it.

[Torture Sloth (v2)]

Sloth doesn't deserve this you monster. This is kinda just sadistic, but so is everything else at this time so...

A "kill x game" with four options, however this was just mean.

[Kill The GAP Models]

Gave an extra star for the culture shock I got. Apparently enough people hated the gap commercials to give this a high rating.

The game itself is garbage, it's just another "kill x game" not sure why this one has a much higher rating.