Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sperminator]

Simple click game, but some small issues with it.

Gets boring pretty quickly and has no incentive to continue. The sperm even when you click it sometimes goes past the mouse. And on top of it all the clit is on the outside and wouldn't even get you pregnant...

[Let It Out]

Kinda like a worse version of the insult generator sound board. Not especially unique or interesting. But was rather British, so I'll give some credit.

[Fart Machine]

Just another fart sound board, not mature at all. Starting to get sick of these kind of gaseous games.

[Silly Hangman Game]

Simple hangman game all around. Needs some more words for certain, and the guitar was just distasteful. Besides that I didn't see much issue with it.

[Monkey Capture]

Pretty good monkey shooter, had a problem with the later levels basically being impossible. But the game was chuckle worthy for certain. Maybe a tad too repetitive with the screams and stuff.

[Your Vote Counts!]

As all politics are, even jokingly, this was pretty exaggerated and not entirely true. But that's what I came here for!

Overall it's a simple cute "election" of past leaders who we know have done some pretty good and pretty bad things. On a more serious note. I think you shouldn't judge a political leader by their teenage years or personal life. People change for the better or worse.

[Mookie the Mouse]

He got the cheese, not gonna lie thought he was just gonna die three times.

Not realistic or especially well drawn, but definitely funny. Not too long either so, can't rate it too high.

[Galactic Strife]

Pretty good stuff with flash kit especially back in 2000. Although it was for two players and I'm alone, if I had someone else I'd be having a blast.

Rail cannon was best by far btw.

[Sab I: Tubby Assassin]

It takes effort to be this bad.

Not only is it a "kill x game" but you can't move the gun and I somehow shot London itself and it bled... The introduction and kill "animations" took literal years. I am in pain.

[Sab II: Bob Dole Assasin]

Welp we did it, I shot up a Walmart.

"Kill x game" where I couldn't even move the gun. All I did was click "fire" like 20 times and watch smiley faces get bloody. Send help.