Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Galactic Strife]

Pretty good stuff with flash kit especially back in 2000. Although it was for two players and I'm alone, if I had someone else I'd be having a blast.

Rail cannon was best by far btw.

[Sab I: Tubby Assassin]

It takes effort to be this bad.

Not only is it a "kill x game" but you can't move the gun and I somehow shot London itself and it bled... The introduction and kill "animations" took literal years. I am in pain.

[Sab II: Bob Dole Assasin]

Welp we did it, I shot up a Walmart.

"Kill x game" where I couldn't even move the gun. All I did was click "fire" like 20 times and watch smiley faces get bloody. Send help.

[Rip Ricky Martin]

why tho?

"Kill x game" with three steps. Not creative at all, and looks like it was made in ms paint.

[Gravity Pong]

just pong, and not really pong since you control two. Really more annoying with increasing speed than anything else.

[Judge Judy 1]

Funny for a massacre game, especially since she got up and ran, it was almost like a normal game. Found you getting a medal after rather humorous.

Shame that this got a higher rating than it deserved because a You-Tuber played it.

[Torture Sloth (v2)]

Sloth doesn't deserve this you monster. This is kinda just sadistic, but so is everything else at this time so...

A "kill x game" with four options, however this was just mean.

[Kill The GAP Models]

Gave an extra star for the culture shock I got. Apparently enough people hated the gap commercials to give this a high rating.

The game itself is garbage, it's just another "kill x game" not sure why this one has a much higher rating.

[Seinfeld Assassination]

I killed him with one click I guess... just annoyingly repeated "hello" until I did so.

[Make Me Die Pokémon I]

Another "kill x game" with Ivysaur ad a short description with two death options. Not good by today's standards, although this was probably limited by old flash.