Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Misc.]

Three cool gadgets here, and the first one could even be considered a game!

I feel that the gadgets of old Newgrounds get neglected, but they were often the pioneers in new and abstract concepts. I can appreciate this.

[A day at work]

"IT'S CALLED THE TWIST, DADDY! THE TWIST!"

This was classic, and I think the first true simulation game on the site. I thought this was overall creative and I liked the art style and fun mini games you could do. I would define this as more of a time killer though.

Now there were a few issues with it, but it's less what's wrong with the game and more what's wrong with you. The game works perfectly, as far as I can tell, but you are an asshole (at least from what the game shows.) I'm not sure exactly what you do, but man you are total dick from the actions in the game. Sleeping on the job, complaining about everything, being overly sarcastic to your peers, and worst of all passing your work on to the night guy because you're too lazy to do it. This generally makes me angry, as I think myself to be a hard working individual. However, I'll forgive you because this was made for your parents, and that's sweet.

PS: smoking is bad

[3D Graphics + 3DSound]

Nice widget, but nothing much to it besides a few seconds of dragging around your mouse and looking at the thing while music increases or decreases in volume.

[Destroy Fred Durst]

Another "kill x game" all you do is shoot the guy, There isn't really anything good about this at all.

[Mr. D's Punch Out]

This was beautiful there was just so much good with this game.

So to start out, it lasts a whole 15-20 minutes, which is considerably longer than other games back in 2001. The story, while not intricate, stays simplistic and lighthearted, and ultimately is quite enjoyable. The animation was adorable, I loved the stop motion movement type thing you were going for. I also appreciated the password system for checkpoints.

It's obvious that this was made for your friends and teachers, just because you could, and I respect that. This was a quite a feat back then. However there were just a few flaws with it. The actual game play was lacking, as all you did was spam click on your opponent until their health bar depleted. This leads to a bit of a repetitive nature in the game. On top of that you couldn't click on the opponents when they were attacking, which was a little annoying.

Overall, good job, this was cute.

PS: nice "Tuck Hunt" reference at the end.

[NBA_career(demo)]

No strategy, just a random number generator if you win or not. Not to mention it's a demo that provides nothing interesting.

[The Gassatee]

This is a high quality shitpost, Not good, but I think everyone has a soft spot for animals, and the animation was actually cute overall.

[Killer Loops LoQual Sound]

This is just a sound board/ music player. Not terrible, but not anything crazy.

[Crappy Maze]

Less of maze and more of an obstacle course of sorts. Definitely fun, yet some of the hitboxes are off. Reminds me of the hardest game.

[To Keep An Idiot Busy]

Well, I'm not an idiot (completely anyways) and I have eyes enough to see this has no content with very little effort. All you do is click alternating images that have no purpose.