Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Escape]

I really like escape games and all, but dude, why not just end it instead of splitting it into two parts? Honestly I was expecting more.

[African Detroit Cop Demo]

For a demo this gives good insight to what the game will be like, I can't wait to play the full version.

[TOON-O-MAT]

This is a cute face generator, but that's really it. The page was a little small, so maybe being able to full screen it would be better. And a way to save your pictures besides screenshoting it would be nice.

[Kill Guys]

Another reaction time based shooter game with functional health. Now the main problems with it were the times they'd shoot you were almost immediate and that the art was super minimal.

[After Earth - Part One -]

The start-up fooled me into thinking that I might be about to play something good, but I was deceived. So the collision was off, WAY OFF, like not tuned at all. I could kinda make out the box, but even still it was near impossible to win.

Now you said there was more to the game than that, but that's pretty much a lie being that it has a short animation then "To be continued."

[Pacman]

Another Pac-man clone, there are a lot of these in 2001. There must have been a game kit for it or something, because I'm realizing mostly the same issues with the code. When you turned you can hit a wall instead of going.

[Cable VS DSL]

A really big game of DOTS based on two internet providers. It should be a lot smaller, this ends up taking forever. The noises they made should have a mute option as well.

Now DOTS is a strategy game, so playing with friends is alright, but that AI is way too smart to be fun against. Also this should come with a tutorial for those who have no idea how to play.

[Zombie 2]

This game brought great pain to my soul.

So if you explain it like this: "A game with multiple ways of travel, such as top down, helicopter, and fps, with a multitude of different enemies that require different tactics to defeat." It doesn't sound so bad.

Then you actually play it. All this game was, was a poor attempt at some zombie apocalypse scenario. The game play consists of spam clicking something until it disintegrates into red paste. The art, even for 2001, was terrible, and the audio was so shrill my eardrums are bleeding. I regret playing this garbage.

[Night Assassin]

Very peculiar.

So this was a night vision sniping game, which is cool, but it gets pretty repetitive pretty fast. I don't know what the deal with the audio was, it was very distracting. Otherwise the game was fine.

[Star Wars]

Definitely not bad, but only partially developed. Just a few shots and you're done. I get this was a test, but just send it to your friends instead of the public.