Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hacky Sack Jr]

Good concept, with really spotty performance.

Now keeping a ball up is cool and all, but the controls are a little awkward, I'd much rather have it auto kick instead, but that's your choice. Now the major problem was that the space in which you would actually hit the ball was often too small to actually get it back up. When you got a "save" it would pretty much make the ball hit the ground anyways. When you hit it up, there was a very likely chance a green balloon would just spawn in anyways and fuck up your day.

While not a terrible concept to get points by hitting balloons, the game play is just straight up lackluster.

[Dopeman]

Another Pac-man clone, there are a lot of these in 2001. There must have been a game kit for it or something, because I'm realizing mostly the same issues with the code. When you turned you can hit a wall instead of going. Also when you got the joint some cops stayed sick longer than others.

[Snake Attack]

It's a cool mouse chaser.

I don't know if the intent for this was to make a game where you keep away your cursor, or if it was just supposed to be a decorative neat looking thing. Either way it's just okay. If you were going for a game, I'd definitely add a timer to this and a game over screen when the snake go to the cheese.

[93X Shock Jock]

A "kill x game" that can kill you back.

Still nothing amazing here, after all you're just electrocuting another famous face. Though I did like what actually killed him was the music in the end.

[green vs blue 2]

So this wouldn't be too bad of a vs. game, but there are a few things that take away from the enjoyment. Music and sounds would really help, because it feels so empty as it is. And as for the bug in the description all you'd have to do for them to stop shooting postmortem is add an if statement that makes the other not take damage if they already are out of health. On flash I think it's as simple as changing the trigger, but I've never worked with old flash so...

[The Escape]

I really like escape games and all, but dude, why not just end it instead of splitting it into two parts? Honestly I was expecting more.

[African Detroit Cop Demo]

For a demo this gives good insight to what the game will be like, I can't wait to play the full version.

[TOON-O-MAT]

This is a cute face generator, but that's really it. The page was a little small, so maybe being able to full screen it would be better. And a way to save your pictures besides screenshoting it would be nice.

[Kill Guys]

Another reaction time based shooter game with functional health. Now the main problems with it were the times they'd shoot you were almost immediate and that the art was super minimal.

[After Earth - Part One -]

The start-up fooled me into thinking that I might be about to play something good, but I was deceived. So the collision was off, WAY OFF, like not tuned at all. I could kinda make out the box, but even still it was near impossible to win.

Now you said there was more to the game than that, but that's pretty much a lie being that it has a short animation then "To be continued."