Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bucket Mouse Adventure]

You may have made it for a four year old, but it pacified me too.

Honestly this was a cute puzzle game. Not much for creativity, but it was lighthearted and very easy to follow. Much like the other reviews, I really think that this should have some continue feature other than just restarting the whole thing.

PS: I couldn't figure out the Easter egg if there really is one.

[Damn STAR tests]

While I agree with the sentiment that standardized testing is flawed at best, this game doesn't really have much else to it. Just a one joke quiz with minor things in each question, I'm not really sure if the one you chose actually matters for the final score. The music really took away from the quiz as it was kinda queer.

[Monster Battle - Level 2]

Not really that great, just another shoot em up, but with green blobs you call "monsters." It says level two, but I couldn't find a level one anywhere. So it places you in a situation you have no knowledge about. Seems very unfinished.

The health system was nice though. Problem was that you had too much to die even if you got hit by everything.

[a hard night]

This game is really abstract and seems to serve no purpose. What does it mean? There are just a bunch of hands that open and close.

[Timothy Mcveigh Execution]

Another "kill x game" with nothing really new to it. The same joke just told over and over. On top of that some parts were just non functional. Like the fighting bit.

[Kermit Kombat]

Old Newgrounds gold right here.

I can't believe Kermit was fucking his girlfriend. I'd get pissed off too, but how could you defeat such a powerful frog? Truly this was a battle for the ages, an unstoppable force placed against an immovable object.

In all seriousness, it was okay. The animation left a lot to be desired, but the meme quality of Kermit is hard to beat. It kinda pissed me off that it has the "to be continued" thing. Some parts with the music were just plain cringey too. Still, overall I enjoyed it as a joke.

[Funkey Town (finished)]

Nearly the same as the first, so nearly the same review:

Nowhere near as good as your previous works, the music was non existent, and the comedy is completely different. It really only had two more jokes that the first game. The school one made me chuckle, but the robot mayor made no sense (not that it was supposed to but still.) Honestly I'm rather disappointed.

[Xiao Xiao No. 2]

Pretty amazing animation, but the game play is very minimal, not bad by an means, but there is really only one button to press at a pretty big range of reaction time.

Now I didn't take off any points for this, but the language is very obviously not English, and this, I imagine, is a problem for many people. If not for the description I'd have no idea what it wanted me to do. The worst of it was I wasn't sure which button was continue or replay. Doesn't really take away from the game though.

[Adventures OF Crack-Head]

It felt a little empty, some music would help with that. Not your best submission. although it did have some pretty decent puzzle aspects, not all choices were important. Most things just led to dead ends, I do wish there was some variety in the way you could end up.

[Big Stick Killer]

Technically there are a few more than 6 different stick deaths. And while this is just a "kill x game" it had some pretty decent animation and the music kept it flowing nicely.