Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cable VS DSL]

A really big game of DOTS based on two internet providers. It should be a lot smaller, this ends up taking forever. The noises they made should have a mute option as well.

Now DOTS is a strategy game, so playing with friends is alright, but that AI is way too smart to be fun against. Also this should come with a tutorial for those who have no idea how to play.

[Zombie 2]

This game brought great pain to my soul.

So if you explain it like this: "A game with multiple ways of travel, such as top down, helicopter, and fps, with a multitude of different enemies that require different tactics to defeat." It doesn't sound so bad.

Then you actually play it. All this game was, was a poor attempt at some zombie apocalypse scenario. The game play consists of spam clicking something until it disintegrates into red paste. The art, even for 2001, was terrible, and the audio was so shrill my eardrums are bleeding. I regret playing this garbage.

[Night Assassin]

Very peculiar.

So this was a night vision sniping game, which is cool, but it gets pretty repetitive pretty fast. I don't know what the deal with the audio was, it was very distracting. Otherwise the game was fine.

[Star Wars]

Definitely not bad, but only partially developed. Just a few shots and you're done. I get this was a test, but just send it to your friends instead of the public.

[Bucket Mouse Adventure]

You may have made it for a four year old, but it pacified me too.

Honestly this was a cute puzzle game. Not much for creativity, but it was lighthearted and very easy to follow. Much like the other reviews, I really think that this should have some continue feature other than just restarting the whole thing.

PS: I couldn't figure out the Easter egg if there really is one.

[Damn STAR tests]

While I agree with the sentiment that standardized testing is flawed at best, this game doesn't really have much else to it. Just a one joke quiz with minor things in each question, I'm not really sure if the one you chose actually matters for the final score. The music really took away from the quiz as it was kinda queer.

[Monster Battle - Level 2]

Not really that great, just another shoot em up, but with green blobs you call "monsters." It says level two, but I couldn't find a level one anywhere. So it places you in a situation you have no knowledge about. Seems very unfinished.

The health system was nice though. Problem was that you had too much to die even if you got hit by everything.

[a hard night]

This game is really abstract and seems to serve no purpose. What does it mean? There are just a bunch of hands that open and close.

[Timothy Mcveigh Execution]

Another "kill x game" with nothing really new to it. The same joke just told over and over. On top of that some parts were just non functional. Like the fighting bit.

[Kermit Kombat]

Old Newgrounds gold right here.

I can't believe Kermit was fucking his girlfriend. I'd get pissed off too, but how could you defeat such a powerful frog? Truly this was a battle for the ages, an unstoppable force placed against an immovable object.

In all seriousness, it was okay. The animation left a lot to be desired, but the meme quality of Kermit is hard to beat. It kinda pissed me off that it has the "to be continued" thing. Some parts with the music were just plain cringey too. Still, overall I enjoyed it as a joke.