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I've seen a lot better sound mixers come out before this one on the portal. Most of the buttons didn't do anything, and I know it's unfinished, but you really shouldn't have uploaded it then. If you needed help, you really should've asked in the forms.

Kinda hard, yet still terrible. I never watched Malcolm in the middle, but that doesn't really change this. It's just another "kill x game." Nothing about it was good at all.

Something about the way you put things together is very entertaining. It's like you actually have a sense of humor. The music keeps me bopping my head through the whole thing, and the create a villain screen was hilarious with the choices. It kinda reminds me of squash and stretch animation with how active it stays, though without the squashing and stretching... listen it was good.

One of the first, escape room games of sorts. Definitely nothing to write home about. A little fun until you hit the end with the bomb, where even if you diffuse it, the game ends abruptly. If you hit play it blows up anyways. Also it should be "You're dead" in the death screen not "your."

This was done twice before rather recent to this one. Nothing that new about it besides a UI touch up, so you get the same review with a lower score.

Fun sound board, but nothing super creative here. Has a lot of background noise from the movies they're from. Only good because Arnold is an immortal meme.

Animation was pretty okay, but where's that quote from? It sounds familiar...

Either way I'm not really sure what the fish had to do with the past, but I liked the interactive story a bit. Very abstract piece, but like a lot of abstract, it can only be so good because it's confusing.

instructions are very unclear, but it's a pot game on 4/20 so I can't even be mad. Nothing really special besides fucking with some controls to get a number up.

I beat up the guy, but still never found out the time. I've won... but at what cost?

Honestly this was pretty funny and all these stars are mostly from the pure enjoyment factor more than anything objective. No gore, which is a nice statement considering this is 2001. Every ending made me chuckle.

PS: The clock says 4:01 but I don't trust it...

WAZZZZAAAAPPPPP!?!?

Well it's another Simon clone, but this time it's the what's up meme. Not terrible, but very annoying. That's what you were going for though.

Another massacre game, but with squirrels. I honestly really liked that into, so I gave an extra half star, didn't really get you anywhere since this is so short and buggy...

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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