Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Second String Sam]

Nice sports mock, poor Sam never made it...

I have a brother who used to be into football, I hoped he wouldn't end up like this, now I don't have to since he's not interested in it anymore. Anyways... This was pretty neat, had five things for him to go over, and all fit the bill of his character. Ultimately, it's a short interactive movie, with a few good jokes.

[Gun Down the Gungan]

This is a mix of the two worst things uploaded on early Newgrounds, whack a mole and "kill x game" but it somehow isn't all that bad. The art was pretty good, and unlike a lot of other whack-a-mole clones it wasn't impossible to hit your target,

Only major issue I had was that you could spam the mouse at no penalty. You probably should've deducted points for missed shots instead of missed JarJars.

[Galactic WHOOP-ASS]

I liked it, needs a bit of polishing up, but hey it was pretty neato burrito. I did like the joke of him cutting you off in space traffic, but didn't like the reason you got in a fight. Needless violence etc. I dunno, I'm just not as aimed toward that kind of humor.

[kill the village people]

I liked the dancing, and honestly the boot was a whole lot nicer to see than shooting them. Still just a "kill x game" though.

[Pac-Man (flash v.2)]

Another Pac-man clone, there are a lot of these in 2001. There must have been a game kit for it or something, because I'm realizing mostly the same issues with the code. Music was nice though. When you turned you can hit a wall instead of going, and it's possible to go over a corner dot and miss is while turning.

[SimDJ (DEMO)]

I've seen a lot better sound mixers come out before this one on the portal. Most of the buttons didn't do anything, and I know it's unfinished, but you really shouldn't have uploaded it then. If you needed help, you really should've asked in the forms.

[Kill Frankie Muniz]

Kinda hard, yet still terrible. I never watched Malcolm in the middle, but that doesn't really change this. It's just another "kill x game." Nothing about it was good at all.

[Shopping for Death]

Something about the way you put things together is very entertaining. It's like you actually have a sense of humor. The music keeps me bopping my head through the whole thing, and the create a villain screen was hilarious with the choices. It kinda reminds me of squash and stretch animation with how active it stays, though without the squashing and stretching... listen it was good.

[Escape From Stickville]

One of the first, escape room games of sorts. Definitely nothing to write home about. A little fun until you hit the end with the bomb, where even if you diffuse it, the game ends abruptly. If you hit play it blows up anyways. Also it should be "You're dead" in the death screen not "your."

[Chris' Arnold Soundboard]

This was done twice before rather recent to this one. Nothing that new about it besides a UI touch up, so you get the same review with a lower score.

Fun sound board, but nothing super creative here. Has a lot of background noise from the movies they're from. Only good because Arnold is an immortal meme.