Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[kill the village people]

I liked the dancing, and honestly the boot was a whole lot nicer to see than shooting them. Still just a "kill x game" though.

[Pac-Man (flash v.2)]

Another Pac-man clone, there are a lot of these in 2001. There must have been a game kit for it or something, because I'm realizing mostly the same issues with the code. Music was nice though. When you turned you can hit a wall instead of going, and it's possible to go over a corner dot and miss is while turning.

[SimDJ (DEMO)]

I've seen a lot better sound mixers come out before this one on the portal. Most of the buttons didn't do anything, and I know it's unfinished, but you really shouldn't have uploaded it then. If you needed help, you really should've asked in the forms.

[Kill Frankie Muniz]

Kinda hard, yet still terrible. I never watched Malcolm in the middle, but that doesn't really change this. It's just another "kill x game." Nothing about it was good at all.

[Shopping for Death]

Something about the way you put things together is very entertaining. It's like you actually have a sense of humor. The music keeps me bopping my head through the whole thing, and the create a villain screen was hilarious with the choices. It kinda reminds me of squash and stretch animation with how active it stays, though without the squashing and stretching... listen it was good.

[Escape From Stickville]

One of the first, escape room games of sorts. Definitely nothing to write home about. A little fun until you hit the end with the bomb, where even if you diffuse it, the game ends abruptly. If you hit play it blows up anyways. Also it should be "You're dead" in the death screen not "your."

[Chris' Arnold Soundboard]

This was done twice before rather recent to this one. Nothing that new about it besides a UI touch up, so you get the same review with a lower score.

Fun sound board, but nothing super creative here. Has a lot of background noise from the movies they're from. Only good because Arnold is an immortal meme.

[Prince Charming]

Animation was pretty okay, but where's that quote from? It sounds familiar...

Either way I'm not really sure what the fish had to do with the past, but I liked the interactive story a bit. Very abstract piece, but like a lot of abstract, it can only be so good because it's confusing.

[Bong-O-Matic]

instructions are very unclear, but it's a pot game on 4/20 so I can't even be mad. Nothing really special besides fucking with some controls to get a number up.

[What Time Is It?]

I beat up the guy, but still never found out the time. I've won... but at what cost?

Honestly this was pretty funny and all these stars are mostly from the pure enjoyment factor more than anything objective. No gore, which is a nice statement considering this is 2001. Every ending made me chuckle.

PS: The clock says 4:01 but I don't trust it...