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Just a game where you "drive down a road" and shoot squirrels for 15 seconds. Nothing new or interesting, only slightly better than a "kill x" game.

Pretty alright addition to the series, though I still do wish it had more endings like the first games did. Had some funny moments, like your boss calling you worthless, or the cop popping in after your schizophrenia kicks in.

Ultimately I didn't the raise, but a bribe to write a speech. So I win?

Literally the same game you posted before this.

Simple Blackjack game, but it really seemed rigged against me...

Simple dog pet thingy, not enough options for it to be anything great, but the tennis ball was a little unexpected, and you kill it, so I'll give it 2.5.

I'm not really sure what that was or how I won, but alright.

Strategy is minimal as you can't move, meaning the use of your attacks is less important. It seems the best way to win is spamming 123412341234 over and over until he's out. Otherwise is seems you just lose.

Interesting sound mixer, and a pun on top of that!

Overall some of the sounds were a little odd or shrill, and it felt a little limited, but the lyrics all sounded nice, though some didn't make sense.
What I ended up doing was "I am Fish, you are fish, we are fish, they is fish etc."
Would work as an app so you could tap multiple things in quicker succession or at once.

Simple Pac-Man clone, however the hitboxes were a little lame, and I didn't get most of the references. It was nice that you could customize the background and adjust the lives.

More of a comic than a game, I didn't really get it at all. Kinda just normal people speaking ghetto.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

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