Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Flashcommander 3D]

It was okay, I appreciate the 3d graphics, not many games had it on flash at the time. However the game becomes very boring pretty fast. You're stuck flying through space and spam clicking ships as an arbitrary number increases or decreases. If you could die, or if it ended, the score would mean a bit more.

[Detectives levels 5-8]

Why does the game start at 5? I couldn't find any earlier levels anywhere.

So the detective game is functional, but that is all it really had going for it. The art was so bad I had to take off half a star for it, and the hints were very immature. I get the impression that this was made by someone very young in crayon, and you might've been considering. Either way the format of the game is okay, but everything else really wasn't

[GruesomeStickDeath-MATRIX]

I agree with the previous review, some more options would be pretty lit. Besides that it was a nice Matrix parody, obviously has nothing on the actual movie, but for a flash I mean.

[Ballz (NG Ver)]

I really liked it, very simple and satisfying. It's like a clicker game, but more interactive. Reminds me heavily of the shoot the cans in duck hunt, but a little different with the power ups and levels to it. I also enjoyed that you could customize the balls.

[Second String Sam]

Nice sports mock, poor Sam never made it...

I have a brother who used to be into football, I hoped he wouldn't end up like this, now I don't have to since he's not interested in it anymore. Anyways... This was pretty neat, had five things for him to go over, and all fit the bill of his character. Ultimately, it's a short interactive movie, with a few good jokes.

[Gun Down the Gungan]

This is a mix of the two worst things uploaded on early Newgrounds, whack a mole and "kill x game" but it somehow isn't all that bad. The art was pretty good, and unlike a lot of other whack-a-mole clones it wasn't impossible to hit your target,

Only major issue I had was that you could spam the mouse at no penalty. You probably should've deducted points for missed shots instead of missed JarJars.

[Galactic WHOOP-ASS]

I liked it, needs a bit of polishing up, but hey it was pretty neato burrito. I did like the joke of him cutting you off in space traffic, but didn't like the reason you got in a fight. Needless violence etc. I dunno, I'm just not as aimed toward that kind of humor.

[kill the village people]

I liked the dancing, and honestly the boot was a whole lot nicer to see than shooting them. Still just a "kill x game" though.

[Pac-Man (flash v.2)]

Another Pac-man clone, there are a lot of these in 2001. There must have been a game kit for it or something, because I'm realizing mostly the same issues with the code. Music was nice though. When you turned you can hit a wall instead of going, and it's possible to go over a corner dot and miss is while turning.