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I really liked the art, and the game play was just another click and shoot. But everything wrong with it is mentioned in the description of the game, so no point in restating it differently.

"Yes, I know it is incomplete.
Yes, I know it is score-less.
Yes, I know the boss is fucked up."

Empty, and done many times before. Maybe you could add some power ups. The H never worked for me, I'm assuming it was health?

Interesting sequel, I'm assuming this is a joke because people said the first one was too hard?

As always your art is pretty good, but the game is lacking.

I really liked this, it gave me a For Honor vibe with the three directions to block in. Noticed a few bugs: when you lose you can just right click and hit play to beat the skeleton, and when you beat more than 9 skeletons, your health bar increases without the actual value going up,

This seems to be a kit that people used in 2001, but I'll let it slide since I have no evidence. Thought I'd be hunting down Pac-man, but instead I'm just kinda ghost Pac-man. Either way the twist gets you an extra half star.

Although only a demo, I kinda liked it in a weird way. The story doesn't make any sense, but I think it was just trying to be funny anyways so... I'll let it slide.

What really stuck out for me was the Tell-Tale like quick time events. First I've ever seen anything like it on Newgrounds. Nice concept dude. I've been doing all the games, so something nice like this really makes things better.

How the fuck do you block bullets with nunchucks? Beats me man.

Anyways, so its another memorization and reaction time based shooter, not especially good because some of the times the guys come in you only have a split second to get through it. Nothing particularly good, but it's okay.

Funny intro, but the game is pretty empty and the tutorial doesn't really offer anything new to the portal at the time. I know it's only a demo, but there are what? Three enemies?

Well I've seen some fart soundboards in my day, and they only really get worse. This one had a superhero mascot though so... extra star.

That took me a while, maybe I just have potatoes for brains or something. Overall, I thought this was rather ahead for its time, I haven't seen much 3-d stuff in 2001. I'm surprised at how well everything fit together, and you made it so there could only be one definite answer for each puzzle.

Tip for those who are stuck: solve from back to front by taking the pieces and scanning them over each other until you find the one that layers the furthest back.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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