Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Large Cargo Alpha]

A NNBS (never not be shooting) at least that's what I call it. Kinda like Galaga. Small problem with it was the erratic and sudden loss of life due to those fast moving enemies. This could be fixed with every time you lose a life, you get re-spawn invincibility frames.

Guess all the women of earth are taken now cuz I couldn't beat it. :/

[Pac Man fixed( I SWEAR)]

Pac-man clone, decent in total, but still has a few issues that make it short of three stars. You can get caught on the corners (unlike real Pac-man where you'd always be moving unless running directly into a wall) and the ghosts all seem to just wander instead of track (again unlike the real Pac-man, which has only the orange one wandering aimlessly.)

[Pong2001]

It's not even a good pong game. Half of this flash was just advertising "scottcartoon.com" which isn't even a site anymore. There is no score to the pong game, and the hitboxes are off. Noticed a bug where you'd hit it and it would bounce back to you at half court for no reason.

[liimp dickhead]

Another "kill x game" except you only beat him up in this one. Gave an extra half star for the "spell" joke.

[CHUG]

An alright reaction time game, I could probably get to 11 if I tried long enough, but I won't. I feel like you should get a complete beer point even if you don't hit "o" on the red, and instead just have to have taken in a certain amount of fluid.

[Web Player Beta]

Limited sound widget, that can play six songs. Not much better than a sound board, I'm not sure how well this would've gone over as a site back in 2001 though.

[Rookie Cupid]

Cute Valentines day animation, with 5 rookie mistakes. All of them were rather silly, and it made me chuckle.

[Jamnar RPG Demo]

Says it's the first RPG attempted at the time, but Absalom and Castonia were uploaded before this, not that I really care.

Now as for the demo, the intro was rather funny, and if a full game were made, it would probably be cool, but obviously there isn't much here. The combat system was mostly unable to be interacted with, rest, run (which you weren't able to succeed), and attack were pretty much all you could do.

[DownPOOR]

The game's idea is okay, but it's non-functional. The total score you get is pretty much just left up to chance. Whenever you move something not into the portal, it takes 10 life, whenever you match the wrong thing in the portal it takes 10 life, whenever something falls down to the bottom, you lose ten life. It's pretty much impossible not to die over the span of 30 seconds. This could be fixed by allowing you to move the shapes without losing life.

[Agent K]

It was okay, was missing a score board, music, and enemy health, but overall it was okay. I did like that it noticed on my target practice when I got over 100, it said "is my mouse okay?"