Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Farts]

Well I've seen some fart soundboards in my day, and they only really get worse. This one had a superhero mascot though so... extra star.

[Puzzle This!]

That took me a while, maybe I just have potatoes for brains or something. Overall, I thought this was rather ahead for its time, I haven't seen much 3-d stuff in 2001. I'm surprised at how well everything fit together, and you made it so there could only be one definite answer for each puzzle.

Tip for those who are stuck: solve from back to front by taking the pieces and scanning them over each other until you find the one that layers the furthest back.

[y my 7th movie]

Just a continuation of the first one so same review really:

Who builds a house with the only entrance being a bathroom? I mean really, imagine coming home to your wife taking a shit. Who would want that? I didn't see any other way out. Why is kitchen so huge, and the living room so small?

Odd house layout aside... The game was at best okay. Combat wasn't hard, just as easy as spamming space bar, definitely wasn't that fun though.

I do wish you could actually decide where to go rather than the game making you do everything as you went.

Cars don't often launch things like that... but I'll take it.

[y my 6th movie]

Who builds a house with the only entrance being a bathroom? I mean really, imagine coming home to your wife taking a shit. Who would want that?

Odd house layout aside... The game was at best okay. Combat wasn't hard, just as easy as spamming space bar, definitely wasn't that fun though.

I do wish you could actually decide where to go rather than the game making you do everything as you went.

[Large Cargo Alpha]

A NNBS (never not be shooting) at least that's what I call it. Kinda like Galaga. Small problem with it was the erratic and sudden loss of life due to those fast moving enemies. This could be fixed with every time you lose a life, you get re-spawn invincibility frames.

Guess all the women of earth are taken now cuz I couldn't beat it. :/

[Pac Man fixed( I SWEAR)]

Pac-man clone, decent in total, but still has a few issues that make it short of three stars. You can get caught on the corners (unlike real Pac-man where you'd always be moving unless running directly into a wall) and the ghosts all seem to just wander instead of track (again unlike the real Pac-man, which has only the orange one wandering aimlessly.)

[Pong2001]

It's not even a good pong game. Half of this flash was just advertising "scottcartoon.com" which isn't even a site anymore. There is no score to the pong game, and the hitboxes are off. Noticed a bug where you'd hit it and it would bounce back to you at half court for no reason.

[liimp dickhead]

Another "kill x game" except you only beat him up in this one. Gave an extra half star for the "spell" joke.

[CHUG]

An alright reaction time game, I could probably get to 11 if I tried long enough, but I won't. I feel like you should get a complete beer point even if you don't hit "o" on the red, and instead just have to have taken in a certain amount of fluid.

[Web Player Beta]

Limited sound widget, that can play six songs. Not much better than a sound board, I'm not sure how well this would've gone over as a site back in 2001 though.