Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Goin Postal]

Game's over, guess it's time for me to go to China!

I thought it was going to be a massacre game, but instead it was a shitty fps. The reaction time needed to hit the postal workers is absurd, you'd pretty much need to memorize where they spawn, I don't have time for that. Luckily for me, there was a bug that allowed me to skip through it by clicking the play button every time I died.

What was the deal with the girl? I'll never know. Who's the boss? Guess that's another mystery unsolved. But what I do know is that this was a pretty lame flash... goodbye.

[Fun With Goths]

"Kill x game" I pretty much give all of them half a star because this was just normal at the time. This one however, had no good points at all.

[Crono-walking-testing]

I get this is a post asking for help, but that should really be done on the forums instead. By the way, you just need to add collisions, but this is old flash, so I don't know how that'd be done. Probably too late to say that now :p

Anyways since this is nothing but a non functional room... no stars.

[E2E Gameplay Preview NEW]

Pretty much the same deal as the previous edition, but I appreciate people that work on their things before uploading, and improve from their last posts, so have an extra half star.

[Max demo v1.0]

It seems you actually finished this later? Impossible, that's not how 2000's demos are supposed to work!

Anyways for this, it didn't really introduce any new concepts, but it was alright. The grenade "puzzle" if you want to call it that was fine, but I don't like being insulted for choosing one path first
:(

I did enjoy having to look for the code, but I totally wouldn't have found it if not for the comments because I'm a headass.

[Anti-Strike 1]

Not sure if you can get much further than 20 as all four spots spawn in at once at that point. A little unfair if you ask me.

Overall it was a nice counter strike looking game, however short, and simple. The reaction time was long enough to not get bs damage done to you in an unreasonable amount of time.

[The Lonely Hermit]

Art was pretty good, disturbing, but good. Only now did I realize that you went on to make Binding of Issac... damn okay. I've been doing all the games on the site, and have came across the start of many indie game developers careers.

Anyways, back to the game. It generally made me uncomfortable, but it as told in a couplet rhyme scheme, which gave it that extra something something. I'm not sure how the old man lived so long, but at least he was happy.

[illusion]

What illusion? It seems like an effect widget more than anything, but the picture kind of looks lame.

[Claymore RPG (preview)]

For a demo, it had some concepts that were pretty alright, like a scan feature and healing, mana, etc. But this unfortunately never went anywhere, unlike the description promised.

Having the enemy health show up, and mana costs show next to the spells would probably help.

[MaRiJuAnA DuSteR]

Pretty original concept, controls were pretty simple and accurate. The whole dusting thing was cool, I wish you could do more than just that though.

Main problem was the death sound is ear shredding in comparison to the music, I need new eardrums.