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Old, but gold. Honestly it was pretty good for a meat disc shooting game. The meat monster at the end made my day, and generally the game was funny and jolly.

Cool I guess, needs better handling. The police would also get me even when I was nowhere near them.

It's okay, nothing special, but it was kinda fun, Only aiming peanuts at a glass and getting drunk.

First game in this kind of style, nice art all and all.

Found out the pattern for this game is pretty much just: hit, hit, block, over and over again. I wish it were more randomized and there was a more clear tell for when to attack and block.

Just a "kill x game." I never played Digimon not gonna lie, this one was a little more fun since it had some timing to it.

Nearly the same thing as rat DJ, but you can't really do much with it besides mess around for a quick minute.

Would've been alright if the handling was a whole lot better. Honestly if you made the guy move in a grid kinda like trapped I would've been completely fine with it.

Needs clearer instructions as "red star" and "blue star" aren't on the first screen and i had to play a bit to figure out I could move to a different screen. Major problem was that the bullets and enemies don't get penalty for touching you, which means they'll infinitely collide with you until you're able to move out of the way. This causes your health to drain every time you're hit.

Only really a fraction of what the minesweeper game is, featuring many things wrong with it, and no unique idea to make up for it.

To start, you can click on a bomb on your first turn, with no way to indicate that at the very beginning. There are no way to mark the bombs that you know are somewhere, and there is no total number of bombs like the actual game. This is a little nit picky, but there aren't any difficulty settings or timers, so playing more than once feels pointless.

So I'm not sure if this is yours entirely, but I have no evidence that says otherwise, so you win this round...

Had a nice idea with showing people how to play bass, but it doesn't really work with that since the notes are off, and the lines on the guitar aren't even straight.

It's Pac-man, but a little worse. The techno music in the background is good, but there is one major problem: you need to die for the pellets to re-spawn. This almost completely ruins the game since it puts a cap on your possible score.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

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