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Simple who want to be a millionaire clone, but ghetto. The questions weren't as sick as I thought they'd be, so kudos. Generally speaking though, this concept has been done a bunch, so this isn't that creative.

Gave a higher score because it's the first 3d game on the site, besides that it was pretty bland, kinda reminded me of Duke Nuk'em.

Nearly the same game, but no major improvement from the last one. I was able to finish it because maybe the window to get head shots was larger?

Not much better than the last one, this one just has sound. You still really need a better indicator when to press space to get it in. It seemed pretty inconsistent to me. Though, maybe I just suck.

Added half a star for the rhymes in the instructions.

Overall it's just another "kill x game" except it a raver kid. Overall it was just kinda gross and made no sense. Cringe bro.

~Frosty the snowman with a knife dick in his hand~

Decent dress up game, had a bug where you swapped between tabs and the clothes would disappear, but building a snowman is always fun.

Sugar, spice, everything nice, but everything went wrong when professor X added: shit...

It was a pattern based game, although I hate the concept of it. Wasn't too hard, got it after a few tries.

This is tragic, my heart is in pieces, I don't know if I can go on. I loved him like a son and a lover, and a brother, and a father.

Anyways, this was quite a funny test, but was way too short. Made me laugh quite a bit though.

Very similar to "Escape School" from Baflash, did you steal the idea?

Either way pretty much just a worse version of that game with nearly the same choices, and reasons for dying.

And with that I have reviewed all the games on Newgrounds from the year 2000. This was a shitty note to end the first year on.

Why do your snowmen bleed? You repeated the same mistakes from your previous game.

No score, so hitting the snowmen was actually a penalty because you had to see the blood and hear the deafening and repetitive gun sound. This was pretty bad.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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