Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Parachute(TheLastOneMaybe]

Not good at all, just a shoot up game with no challenge or score, and rather poorly made art.

[Counter-Strike KILL]

Basic shooter, missing some key elements, like them shooting back, movement, and them dying at all. For the time it was made this wasn't terrible, but now it's a waste of time.

[Generic Zombie Shoota 1.1]

This was more than pretty decent, with the reload system and melee choice, there was quite a bit of deviance for the time despite being "generic"

My main problem with the game however was the amount of acid spitting zombies at the end, like holy shit man, there were like 10. It really was a pain in the ass to get back to them. And I'm not sure if the boss was easy or just not functional for me?

I thought it would be longer, but you can see the amount of effort put in, so I have no complaints. If you did ever finish it I'm sure it would've been a huge hit.

[Road rage]

The bird moo'd. For fucks sake man.

Back in the 2000's generally speaking games were made as violent as possible to get attention both positive and negative. Man, this is one of them. Feels so empty and low effort. The faces are all ugly and the sounds are repeated over and over. Not to mention when driving the grenades have no negative impact other than a loud noise. I know you could've done better than this.

[Stick Moves]

The guys moans sound like over-sexualized Minecraft zombie noises.

Honestly this was pretty funny for how little there is. The combo with scream made me genuinely laugh. The animation is overall satisfying.

[Torture Bill Gates]

A pretty decent "kill x game" but Bill Gates is pretty chill.

Overall the music and comedy tied it together, although most of it was 2000's gore comedy. 5 options which is much better than some other games I've seen. The frying pan was hilarious.

[Kill Psyduck]

Another "kill x game" featuring a Pokemon. As always, these are very low effort. The arm even still moves post mortum.

[AIM AND SHOOT]

Nice relaxing shooter game, only qualm I had with it was the sound effect for bull's eye was a bit cringey since it sounded like a kid. otherwise pretty nice, definitely deserved a higher score.

[stick groupies]

Yeah violence was the thing back in 2000, so was being homophobic and generally wrong on the internet, I'm glad we've matured a little from this garbage.

[Prostitute Laundry]

Decent dress up game, but in my opinion, they're hardly ever good.

The song is a little repetitive, but the art was half decent so 2 stars.