Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stix QTE Demo]

Neat idea for a fighting game, but needs better graphics and controls. Having all the buttons next to each other is pretty annoying, and makes it so your hands are cramped on the right side of your keyboard. The detection also had a major flaw in it in that you could just spam the keys because it had no detection if you pressed the wrong one.

[Bob Dole skateboarding]

Not sure why you made this, Bob Dole isn't very popular, nor important. I thought I would be playing as him, not having him randomly pop up. Though I have to admit, it was a little funny.

[Laden Land]

This was pretty lame, not mechanic wise, it was fine, but in terms of variety and originality, this game got old in about 30 seconds. It was fun seeing him bounce around the screen though.

[BinLaden-Taste of anthrax]

Basic shooting range game, with Bin Laden as the targets. One of the worse "war on terror" games I've seen. It's basically impossible to win without spam clicking, or the gas container. Still, you get an extra half star for patriotism.

[Simpsons Shooting Gallery]

The graphics was about the only good thing about this. The concept is bland and has been done many times before, and the instructions are rather unclear as it just says to shoot the Simpsons, but you lose points for Homer and Maggie.

[Story Of A Loney Guy]

So you kill a bunch of lonely people in a terrible art style. Think before you post next time.

[alien abc]

Wasn't the worst thing in the world, but I personally didn't enjoy it. I mean conspiracy bullshit, is one of my least favorite things, it leads to the corruption of facts, like the flat Earth society, or anti-vaxers. What good would knowing this really bring?

The art and music was the best part about it, but otherwise this was just odd. I'm not sure what message this is really trying to bring, nor how entertaining it was supposed to be.

ericblak responds:

This video was posted almost 20 years ago. Yes my friend, this is no conspiracy. Either we are alone in the universe or we are not. I will tell you this. If it happened once (intelligent life) it can happen again.

[Saheeb Safari]

Really annoying sounds, it's over and over again with the bomb dropping sound effect, and you have to spam the gun to hit anything.

The art was the only good part about this really, since the game play was rather generic and boring. Still, you get an extra half star for patriotism.

[Jack Frost Takes A Walk]

Very odd, no sure why you bothered to make something like this. The art is obviously shit, and the text flies right by too fast to read.

[Pumpkin Jack]

Not the worst dress up game I've seen, had some okay art, but can't say it was very original in functionality, nor creativity.