Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Road rage]

The bird moo'd. For fucks sake man.

Back in the 2000's generally speaking games were made as violent as possible to get attention both positive and negative. Man, this is one of them. Feels so empty and low effort. The faces are all ugly and the sounds are repeated over and over. Not to mention when driving the grenades have no negative impact other than a loud noise. I know you could've done better than this.

[Stick Moves]

The guys moans sound like over-sexualized Minecraft zombie noises.

Honestly this was pretty funny for how little there is. The combo with scream made me genuinely laugh. The animation is overall satisfying.

[Torture Bill Gates]

A pretty decent "kill x game" but Bill Gates is pretty chill.

Overall the music and comedy tied it together, although most of it was 2000's gore comedy. 5 options which is much better than some other games I've seen. The frying pan was hilarious.

[Kill Psyduck]

Another "kill x game" featuring a Pokemon. As always, these are very low effort. The arm even still moves post mortum.

[AIM AND SHOOT]

Nice relaxing shooter game, only qualm I had with it was the sound effect for bull's eye was a bit cringey since it sounded like a kid. otherwise pretty nice, definitely deserved a higher score.

[stick groupies]

Yeah violence was the thing back in 2000, so was being homophobic and generally wrong on the internet, I'm glad we've matured a little from this garbage.

[Prostitute Laundry]

Decent dress up game, but in my opinion, they're hardly ever good.

The song is a little repetitive, but the art was half decent so 2 stars.

[Escape From Work!!]

"UUuUUUhGh 'hello' HhHgGgG"

Pretty significant improvement from your last game, pretty stupid and lighthearted all around. 15 paths to chose from and I did quite a few. Some sound effects were a little off putting though...

Overall nice point and click adventure.

[FishTitsBalls Game]

Has simultaneously Fish Tits and Balls. Really only scored a star and a half for meme quality.

Jokes aside it's just a three button sound board. So nothing special unfortunately.

[Music-Box-2000(v.1.1)]

Pretty good compared to the other sound boards of the time, had me boppin my head quite a bit. Had more than a few choices and combinations as well as control in the starting a stopping of sounds.

Overall it's much better than RatDJ.