Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rip Ricky Martin]

why tho?

"Kill x game" with three steps. Not creative at all, and looks like it was made in ms paint.

[Gravity Pong]

just pong, and not really pong since you control two. Really more annoying with increasing speed than anything else.

[Judge Judy 1]

Funny for a massacre game, especially since she got up and ran, it was almost like a normal game. Found you getting a medal after rather humorous.

Shame that this got a higher rating than it deserved because a You-Tuber played it.

[Torture Sloth (v2)]

Sloth doesn't deserve this you monster. This is kinda just sadistic, but so is everything else at this time so...

A "kill x game" with four options, however this was just mean.

[Kill The GAP Models]

Gave an extra star for the culture shock I got. Apparently enough people hated the gap commercials to give this a high rating.

The game itself is garbage, it's just another "kill x game" not sure why this one has a much higher rating.

[Seinfeld Assassination]

I killed him with one click I guess... just annoyingly repeated "hello" until I did so.

[Make Me Die Pokémon I]

Another "kill x game" with Ivysaur ad a short description with two death options. Not good by today's standards, although this was probably limited by old flash.

[Death Unto Bulbasaur]

"kill x game" with two choices and some descriptive text, old game, not good, but as reference to the person below me, that's only by today's standards.

[The Martin]

Decent point and click, not realistic at all, but it was pretty funny not gonna lie.

[Escape From School!!]

An okay point and click adventure game, with minimal challenge and light humor.