Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clock salad]

When I saw the apple clock thumbnail, I was prepared for a major shitpost, but this is only half a shitpost, so that makes me glad.

I've never killed fruit before, nor have ever made a strawberry become a cannibal, so points for creativity if nothing else... The art was actually pretty decent looking for a game that obviously doesn't have that as it's main focus.

[Shoot Out II]

Pretty decent western game, and I find it humorous that is started out with an add to website that can help you make sites, reminds me of the over advertised Squarespace.

I found the shooting to be mostly smooth going, if not a little too easy. When you challenge the guy to a duel, you lose the reward even if you don't honor the duel, which makes no sense, being that you'd bring him in either way. Shooting him in the knee doesn't get any more like it says it will.

[Bin Ladin Duck Hunt]

Seen this very idea done before, much closer to the events of 9/11, That doesn't make this bad, just not very original. You get an extra half star for patriotism.

[Osama Bin Hiden]

What's the deal with making them sound Indian?

Basic shooting range style of game. I don't think there was much original about it, but it worked I suppose. You can get an extra half star for patriotism.

[MiniCars]

Simple, but fun. I just really enjoyed it, nothing special, just some satisfying cruise control so to speak. The track added for a bit of additional fun.

[World Peace!!!]

Basic "kill x game" had okay art I guess, but brutality isn't my thing. You can't do violence in the name of peace though, that's a little ironic. Have a half star for your patriotism.

[The boy who QuestionedGod]

Sounds like Christian propaganda to me, I don't know about that one.

Very similar style to the Lonely Hermit, though that one gave a more uneasy feeling, this one was just sorta a twisted Bible passage? Defiance of religion seems to be one of your overall themes, and it's one that people pick up well.

[afeafsbd]

Very odd, and abstract in a peculiar way. Reminds me a little of Petscop, even though that obviously wasn't out yet, the sounds and colors give it the same feel.

Something tells me from the previous comments that something else was posted here before it became whatever this is...

[strawberry clock rpg 2]

I mean, a pretty standard shitpost for the clock crew, nothing new there. Wish it didn't hurt my eyes and ears, but I mean, it made me chuckle I guess.

I did find the secret, made an extra $200.

[Think Johnny's Normal?]

I think Johnny is pretty normal considering, I mean the things you're doing to him could occur to anyone. Drugs tend to do that. Only thing that's slightly disturbing is how much he depends on Lithium, but whatever, we're all a little crazy.

The art overall was good, and the idea was actually pretty solid. I've never seen something where you have to make a judgement on a fictional character's normalcy before.