Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Assassin Practice]

I don't know what this was supposed to be, but there isn't any game play at all. It's just an odd image that says "welcome to Newgrounds" and shakes while some fire music plays. The only good thing you can do with this is right click the play button over and over and then listen to the odd sounds it makes.

[Kill Bonzi Buddy!]

Literally nothing good here. You press a few buttons and "nuke" a monkey. This is a poor note to leave your account on in comparison to the Per the Monkey games, which were actually fairly good.

[Electronica 3]

Okay, so if you had better art at the end, why didn't you just make the whole thing like that, I mean it wouldn't have improved the story, but like, you had the option to put in more effort...

Overall this series, was lackluster in story, but was entertaining enough to keep me interested. Some obvious plot holes, and things that weren't thought about, nor explained are apparent, but I wasn't expecting an amazing story. The music always seemed to fit, so that nice.

The RPG elements were mostly good, but leaving things up to chance are a little annoying. You could very well just get minimum damage over and over and fail, but oh well. Wasn't hard enough to complain about the lack of strategy needed.

[A boy and his ballz]

Simple gadget, with basically nothing to it. Kinda like a mouse tracker, but not good looking. If it had some more stuff it'd be much better.

[Clock salad]

When I saw the apple clock thumbnail, I was prepared for a major shitpost, but this is only half a shitpost, so that makes me glad.

I've never killed fruit before, nor have ever made a strawberry become a cannibal, so points for creativity if nothing else... The art was actually pretty decent looking for a game that obviously doesn't have that as it's main focus.

[Shoot Out II]

Pretty decent western game, and I find it humorous that is started out with an add to website that can help you make sites, reminds me of the over advertised Squarespace.

I found the shooting to be mostly smooth going, if not a little too easy. When you challenge the guy to a duel, you lose the reward even if you don't honor the duel, which makes no sense, being that you'd bring him in either way. Shooting him in the knee doesn't get any more like it says it will.

[Bin Ladin Duck Hunt]

Seen this very idea done before, much closer to the events of 9/11, That doesn't make this bad, just not very original. You get an extra half star for patriotism.

[Osama Bin Hiden]

What's the deal with making them sound Indian?

Basic shooting range style of game. I don't think there was much original about it, but it worked I suppose. You can get an extra half star for patriotism.

[MiniCars]

Simple, but fun. I just really enjoyed it, nothing special, just some satisfying cruise control so to speak. The track added for a bit of additional fun.

[World Peace!!!]

Basic "kill x game" had okay art I guess, but brutality isn't my thing. You can't do violence in the name of peace though, that's a little ironic. Have a half star for your patriotism.