Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Squirtle Massacre]

"kill x game" never can have too many of those...

It was interesting to crack open the shell, but was rather unresponsive and indefinite to whether it did. Besides that it's pretty generic, like all the other "kill x" games.

[Dino Hunt]

Pretty comical despite the low quality. It was one of those games that are so bad it's good. Really made no sense all the way through, had extremely poor grammar, and the sound was little to none, but some reason I was able to have a bit of fun.

[Witchboard Oracle]

Nice Luigi board!

I know it's Ouija, but anyways, all it does is move with your mouse, nothing too special, but unique concept I guess.

[Straight-Up Carnage]

Pretty shitty "kill x" game, but it kinda reminds me of the rage comics in a way.

[Nintendo Rpg (Finished)]

That was cute, but man there was no strategy at all, and made almost no sense, glad you finished a demo though. Even though it has no substance, it was kinda entertaining. Nice self insert btw.

[monkey olympics]

Monkey with a gun was a nice touch. only problem with it was the graphics, but the concept is golden and I love it all in all.

[Rippley3(Wheel of Torture]

Honestly I liked it all in all, especially in comparison to the other ones, unfortunately there was a bug that made you unable to progress past the wheel room. One more thing is, I felt that there were too many fail options and very few chances to input letters.

[Stevie Vs Ninja Ralph]

Decent mortal kombat clone, but this time with retards. The control scheme was terrible, the keys should really be next to each other, the dickens in the background was a nice reference.

[Stan! The Happy Squirrels]

Just a game where you "drive down a road" and shoot squirrels for 15 seconds. Nothing new or interesting, only slightly better than a "kill x" game.

[The Raise (Revised)]

Pretty alright addition to the series, though I still do wish it had more endings like the first games did. Had some funny moments, like your boss calling you worthless, or the cop popping in after your schizophrenia kicks in.

Ultimately I didn't the raise, but a bribe to write a speech. So I win?