Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[New technology]

Cute, but very short and simple. I mean, I chuckled, even though I saw the joke coming from a mile away, so I can't say it's that bad.

[Dressup Waldorf 1]

Not the best dress up I've seen, but the fact that he's wearing 5 pairs of underwear was kinda fun. The amount of props, and quality of them was severely lacking for it to be considered good.

[Choose Your Weapon]

Basic "kill x game" liked the shaving bit, but it was a little buggy when you pressed something as it didn't always go through. Kinda hated the other parts "haha you missed" doesn't make sense when you got 5 or so direct shots. Either way, have your extra half star for patriotism.

[3mm beer]

First it was Pac-Man, then the side scrolling flier games, next it seem to be Frogger games that get remade / re-skinned over and over again.

Overall this is a basic Frogger game, nothing original besides some obvious picture changes. Major issue I have with it is that you occupy double the space with that truck, so it's pretty awkward to maneuver and see where you really are.

[SPACE ESCAPE]

So this actually could've been a pretty good idea, but the lack of proper instruction hurt you a bit. You could have the preset to 3 instead of 0 for the frag count.

I felt that the main problem for this was that the enemy ship started moving right away to the next target without having to process it like you do, nor does it seem to turn the same way, so the enemy ship is at an unfair advantage.

[Mr T Soundboard]

Mr. T, truly a great man, and a wonderful meme. This sound board was actually pretty nice, and the fact that the mouth moved made it so much better.

[Monster Defense System]

Pretty basic, but I liked it in a certain way. The art and animation was pretty decently made, and I haven't seen this idea before. It was a little dull to hear the same monotone "trick or treat" over and over again however.

[SQATT]

Literally mosquito swatter from the flash tutorials. If I had more proof I'd flag for it being stolen.

[Particle Psychosis 2]

Not much different than your other one, so you get the same rating.

This was rather hypnotic, and very satisfying to look at. On top of that it was highly customizable. Reminds me of the old Audio portal loops that you could look at.

[Pinball Fantasy]

Basic pinball game, haven't seen any on the portal before this one, at least I don't think so. It get boring fast though, there wasn't any complexity to it. It's a simple as hitting a ball against a bunch of pins, and that it. Score is irrelevant, as you can spam the buttons and keep the ball up indefinately.