Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cow Milker 2K]

Cute little widget, not much else to it besides "milking" a cow.

[Wild West Shootout!]

Lighthearted compared to the other "first person shooters" of the time. But still has a few issues. The graphics are minimal, but no matter what it says "nice shootin partner" even with a score of zero.

[Kill Will!]

Better than most "kill x games" as you actually have to aim, but it just makes you win even if you don't hit him.

[Fortune Cookie (Fixed)]

Funny fortune cookie thing. Has racist jokes, but that's what humors about. Better than killing everyone...

[DASH - DEMO]

It had an alright introduction, and was a little funny, but the music was loud and the shooting was kinda lame as they don't fire back and there are only three people. I know it's a demo

[Traumklo 2000]

Literally a shitpost. You get to look at toilets, truly an engaging experience.

[Nimian Flyer]

That was nice, but the handling was a little rough and overall the size was small. If it had levels to it and a short intro it would be leaps and bounds better. The time for reaction to dodge things is a little low.

[Who wants to be a Gangsta]

Dated, and probably not all answers hold true anymore because of the careers continuing. Still was a little funny trivia game, but the score lies to you until the end where it shows your real score.

[Murder Mystery]

Had potential, but it was all over the place.

The axe murderer brother David didn't do it, blood type C, trope that the butler did it. I mean there are a bunch of inconsistencies and cliches. Really could've been done better.

[SPYBOY : The Game]

Decent shooter game, but a little too short. Don't know much about SPYBOY but it's a shame you didn't get the offer.