Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fortune Cookie (Fixed)]

Funny fortune cookie thing. Has racist jokes, but that's what humors about. Better than killing everyone...

[DASH - DEMO]

It had an alright introduction, and was a little funny, but the music was loud and the shooting was kinda lame as they don't fire back and there are only three people. I know it's a demo

[Traumklo 2000]

Literally a shitpost. You get to look at toilets, truly an engaging experience.

[Nimian Flyer]

That was nice, but the handling was a little rough and overall the size was small. If it had levels to it and a short intro it would be leaps and bounds better. The time for reaction to dodge things is a little low.

[Who wants to be a Gangsta]

Dated, and probably not all answers hold true anymore because of the careers continuing. Still was a little funny trivia game, but the score lies to you until the end where it shows your real score.

[Murder Mystery]

Had potential, but it was all over the place.

The axe murderer brother David didn't do it, blood type C, trope that the butler did it. I mean there are a bunch of inconsistencies and cliches. Really could've been done better.

[SPYBOY : The Game]

Decent shooter game, but a little too short. Don't know much about SPYBOY but it's a shame you didn't get the offer.

[Vanity Mirror]

Nice animations, not a lot of content. Kinda like Tom & Jerry.

[RatBlaster Version 1.1]

"Rats, rats, we're the rats, and I'm the giant rat that makes all da rules"

Probably wouldn't have enjoyed it if it were anything else, but rats are pretty memeable. Otherwise it's just a shooter, kinda like duck hunt. Some of them move a bit fast and I wish the patterns were less repetitive. Still alright I guess.

[RE-tards]

Better than just straight up killing the guy, however you can really tell this was voiced by 12 year olds. It was a little funny though.