Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Skate - Demo]

Not complete, obviously, since it's a demo, but it didn't seem that bad of concept from the looks of it. Skating games were supper frequent back then, so I can't say it was original.

I did like that you can trip on the drain, and some of the tricks were nice.

[Assasinate Bin Laden]

The year is 2098, terrorism had quieted down for the most part, but then suddenly, a rouge section of Al-Qaeda that was hanging on it's last thread succeeded in it's final mission, to create a clone army of Osama Bin Laden, this game perfectly depicts this universe in a unique way I've never seen.

So that was stupid, it was a massacre game, where it was the same guy over and over again, and it doesn't have a scoring mechanism, nor a proper ending. But you still get half a star for patriotism.

[Clock Assassin VI]

A semi-funny twist on the whole assassination game genre. By definition a "kill x game" but whatever. I'll never understand how the clock crew gained relevance, even after reading the thing that explains it.

[Dress Bin Laden]

Doesn't have enough props, or even a full body of Bin Laden, but I can appreciate the patriotism.

[Killer_at_murder_house_II]

"Kill x game" with very poor animation and no general theme to it. Even more pointless than most old flash games here.

[Punch Bin Laden]

Very simple "kill x game" featuring out favorite terrorist. Why L and R for the controls, they're so far apart on the keyboard.

[obl shooting gallery]

Simple shooting range game, nothing amazing, but I haven't seen something with mechanics like this before. I liked how the more you hit the faster it moved back and forth. It was rhythmic, kinda like hitting a punching bag. Extra half star for patriotism.

[Ivan]

I liked the intro and overall theme of the flash, but I do feel that it was a little unfair, you should make it that you play from the start of a stage rather from the very beginning.

[Bush Calculates Revenge]

It's literally just math. I liked the music and all that it gave me motivation, and the robot voice saying "solve" was pretty nice too. Gave an extra half star for patriotism.

Wish I could take the time to solve all this, but I really don't feel like it...

[Mission:01 Kill Bin Laden]

So once he comes out to negotiate and shoot him that becomes murder, so good job at depicting American dumbfuckery and the pity of man's quickness to anger.

That's a little opinionated, but I'll stand by it. Anyways the game was okay at best, target practice was fine, but I'd like to actually hit him instead of what happened. Still just a "kill x game."