Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sniper the Portal Fans]

Imagine making a game hating on the people that would play it. Very odd.

So it was playable, but you only really shoot 4 people total, and the sights were kinda annoying more than anything. It left you to play guesswork as to where everyone was until you were able to pass. Just another "kill x game."

[Code Breakers]

That was an okay puzzle game, but it wasn't very challenging, and there were quite a few problems with it. One was that the boarder of the game is incorrect, so you see things that aren't really on the screen, and the other was that there was a great leap in logic made as it doesn't make any sense to find the hieroglyphics in the past to have the door open. One is that it isn't, or rather shouldn't be, connected to your device, and the other is if you had a time machine, I'd rather just take a few steps out the door and travel back to the present.

I don't know, there was a few minor issues, but it wasn't all that great to begin with anyways.

[AOL Version 6.0013228]

Another AOL simulator, that is terribly exaggerated, however this one was a little funny with all it's forcing you to like the program thing.

[AOL Hell]

Another one of the same joke trashing AOL. This one didn't have much and would've been a bit better to know what the point of the game was when playing. (It was to make another AOL user quit)

The audio was really loud and irritating generally.

[Titanium Combat]

I've been deceived, tricked and quite possibly bamboozled.

So it says there would be a fighting game, but it ends up being a dress-up style game, but with a joke at the end saying an error occurred. As for the building of the robot, I thought it was all pretty nice looking, but the fact that the game itself is a lie kinda makes it hard to enjoy.

[Sampson RPG]

So there are plenty RPG battle demos on the portal at this point, and nothing about this on particularly stands out. The graphics are messy, and the health bar is hard to read. I'm not really sure what the damage I did was, but I did like the active style of battle made from the progress bar for turns.

[UNMASKED]

I like the concept, but it felt pretty empty, and it didn't even let you make the wrong choices, it would just play audio saying you couldn't do that more or less. I'm not sure why you ended it like that, a sequel was never made it seems, so it's just kinda off.

YoinK responds:

This was a very old game I made. The sequal game got removed :(

[the big button]

Guys I found out what the button does, it actually makes you stop aging, I've clicking this button for 10 years and my appearance hasn't changed, it all makes sense now, eternal life, but at the cost of living life. Such a tragic tale...

But seriously, it's a button that does nothing. Just as the title says. The button doesn't click, or move, the screen just flashes, and the number increments no matter where you click. So for pointless button games, this is actually below standard, somehow...

PS: if you use and auto clicker and turn off loop, it's the fastest method to click.

[Pimp Out Yoshi!]

The drawings aren't good, but the choices are pretty unique, and I like the little sound effects when you pick up some of the objects. Overall it's really just another dress up game, but it hit me with some nostalgia.

[Learn About Your Sign]

Well this was bizarre, not really offensive (well it is, but internet has thick skin at this point, and these things are so out there that nobody could really get offended.)

I'm not sure why you made us type it out, when you could've just had us click on the zodiac sign we wanted. I noted a bug when you put in something that isn't a sign it takes you to a weird screen, and by clicking the play button it will take you between the signs and play the music over each other.

Speaking of the music, I loved it, had a nice jingle. The results were chuckle worthy, but more or less all the same. Could've been done much better.