Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[the big button]

Guys I found out what the button does, it actually makes you stop aging, I've clicking this button for 10 years and my appearance hasn't changed, it all makes sense now, eternal life, but at the cost of living life. Such a tragic tale...

But seriously, it's a button that does nothing. Just as the title says. The button doesn't click, or move, the screen just flashes, and the number increments no matter where you click. So for pointless button games, this is actually below standard, somehow...

PS: if you use and auto clicker and turn off loop, it's the fastest method to click.

[Pimp Out Yoshi!]

The drawings aren't good, but the choices are pretty unique, and I like the little sound effects when you pick up some of the objects. Overall it's really just another dress up game, but it hit me with some nostalgia.

[Learn About Your Sign]

Well this was bizarre, not really offensive (well it is, but internet has thick skin at this point, and these things are so out there that nobody could really get offended.)

I'm not sure why you made us type it out, when you could've just had us click on the zodiac sign we wanted. I noted a bug when you put in something that isn't a sign it takes you to a weird screen, and by clicking the play button it will take you between the signs and play the music over each other.

Speaking of the music, I loved it, had a nice jingle. The results were chuckle worthy, but more or less all the same. Could've been done much better.

[Round Two]

This was a cute stick adventure game, though I wish there was more to it than "right way or die." I enjoyed the quick time event and the shooting bit, makes it deviant from standard point and clicks.

[Hamsteroids]

So it's asteroids, but it feels a little slow. I personally love hamsters, I had toys when I was younger, and an actual hamster, personal bias aside, this was okay. I wish you didn't have to kill them, but it's a functional asteroids clone, with an interesting speed adjustment, and power up system.

[Wazzup Shooter]

That was pretty alright, needs some work with different skins of zombies, and I'm not sure why you left it as a cliff hanger when it could've just ended there. A second one never came out it seems. I did like the generic zombie shooter elements, but they spawned in right next to you giving you no time to react, but this ends up making the need for heals, so it balances out. Overall okay, but not great.

[Bomberman]

So it was an attempt at a Bomberman clone, but there were a lot of things that really made it unplayable and completely unenjoyable. First off, the enemies move erratically and the pattern is unable to be seen. This makes it near impossible to get an enemy without putting yourself in danger of RNG. The controls for player two are awful, you'd have to cramp your hand to hit all the keys. And last of all, the levels are identical, so you're playing through a loop of garbage with the same 5 second track of music repeating itself.

[Thincat's SpaceMutantGame]

Broken, you can move off the screen in all directions besides forward, and the hit boxes for the enemies aren't accurate. Everything feels pretty pointless as you increase an arbitrary number because there is no challenge. There isn't even any sound.

[STS Ep.1 Act One]

I really like the art and the Easter eggs, and there was even a shooting mini game after you were done, but this is just too short. You ended it on a cliff hanger, and I don't know if you ever finished it, but I can't seem to find anything so that's a shame.