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This was a cute stick adventure game, though I wish there was more to it than "right way or die." I enjoyed the quick time event and the shooting bit, makes it deviant from standard point and clicks.

So it's asteroids, but it feels a little slow. I personally love hamsters, I had toys when I was younger, and an actual hamster, personal bias aside, this was okay. I wish you didn't have to kill them, but it's a functional asteroids clone, with an interesting speed adjustment, and power up system.

That was pretty alright, needs some work with different skins of zombies, and I'm not sure why you left it as a cliff hanger when it could've just ended there. A second one never came out it seems. I did like the generic zombie shooter elements, but they spawned in right next to you giving you no time to react, but this ends up making the need for heals, so it balances out. Overall okay, but not great.

So it was an attempt at a Bomberman clone, but there were a lot of things that really made it unplayable and completely unenjoyable. First off, the enemies move erratically and the pattern is unable to be seen. This makes it near impossible to get an enemy without putting yourself in danger of RNG. The controls for player two are awful, you'd have to cramp your hand to hit all the keys. And last of all, the levels are identical, so you're playing through a loop of garbage with the same 5 second track of music repeating itself.

Broken, you can move off the screen in all directions besides forward, and the hit boxes for the enemies aren't accurate. Everything feels pretty pointless as you increase an arbitrary number because there is no challenge. There isn't even any sound.

I really like the art and the Easter eggs, and there was even a shooting mini game after you were done, but this is just too short. You ended it on a cliff hanger, and I don't know if you ever finished it, but I can't seem to find anything so that's a shame.

This was pretty nice golfing game, I really enjoyed that you couldn't cheat by pressing play on flash.

So it's a classic mini golf course, 18 holes, and none of them are particularly difficult to pass (besides the last one), but often very challenging to get a hole in one. You could probably make a whole game off of this with multiple courses and multiplayer functions... *cough cough* "Golf with friends."

The little things that made it more interesting were the accelerators and decelerators, I think a score board or music (or any sounds besides the ball) would be nice if you were to add anything.

As always, you did a pretty good job.

Pretty decent, but I've seem many things like it on the portal before. Was the darker ship smaller? Isn't that a little unbalanced for the hitboxes?

Nothing really worked, and the AOL joke has been done several times now. Most of the humor was rather immature.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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