Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dunk Game]

I dunked him, I guess. Wasn't all that hard, just a little reaction time. Feels very empty, all the game does is call you a motherfucker and taunt you for missing.

[Pick Up game]

The intro was better than the actual thing.

All you do is fend off men and after shooting 9 spays the screen goes blue. Not to mention it restarts without warning. I though the concept was okay though.

[Sniper Terror - The Game]

I liked the idea of it, a lot better than senseless murder. My major issue is that the art was pretty bad. Besides that though it's a pretty good sniper game.

[Balls N Girls]

Looks a lot like the actual game and watch, and I liked the premise that the further you got, the more the picture showed. However I couldn't get past 24 points, and I'm not sure if it's possible to as the balls land simultaneously in two different places.

The controls were simple and efficient, took me a second to see the text at the bottom though :p

[Anger]

Another "kill x game."

I really just love shooting into a crowd of innocent civilians and watching them vanish after a red mush shows up. This type of game has been done so many times before, so no creativity points for you.

[Stickmen Assassination]

Just one room, probably wouldn't be much better with the others with the nature of this game just being another massacre style. I liked that you could check your watch.

[SK8ER]

There are a lot of skate games with over-complicated controls...

Anyways this one was satisfactory. The music really added to it. Honestly I didn't read the whole instructions, I just spammed keys and probably had more fun because of that.

[Beat Up Al Bundy]

Man that audio was really repetitive. He only said I am Al Bundy 100 times.

This type of game has been done several times before, and this one isn't much better, but at least you were nice enough to say that you didn't actually hate the guy.

[Nintendo RPG 2 (demo)]

The first ones were a lot better, but I see you were trying out a few new things. Unfortunately this isn't enough to really be anything, and a full version never came out.

[richl.comRock,Paper,Sciss]

Now this is a hardcore strategy game!

Not really, it's just rock paper scissors. 33.33% chance of winning. woooo. When I finally beat the dog I was so proud of myself. I really enjoyed the Chinese man yelling at me the whole time.