Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Glue House Murders EP1]

This was a pretty poor attempt at a detective game, although the idea wasn't completely terrible, there were more than a few flaws that caused it's downfall.

Ultimately most of the rooms in the house were completely pointless, and some leaps in logic were made. How is there tape on a hidden murder scene that you haven't been told about? Why did they keep the child and not the mother? If no evidence was removed from the house can't they just check who had the gun? What the fuck did Bill use to escape? All these things contribute to a rather poor detective game. Not to mention the small amount of space you need to hover over something for it actually to be inspected.

[Beat the Geek!]

I hated it on an emotional level. It wasn't very funny, and I think that's what it was going for?

The questions were oddly specific, and some had no definite answers. What really killed me was the annoying mocking noises from the guy. I just want to take the quiz, not get harassed from some weird imaginary kid.

[sewer surfing]

Now that was gross, but not bad. Generally it was a pretty okay dodge and collect game, I wasn't expecting to keep moving until you hit a wall though, you should put that in the instructions. Only major issue with it was that I randomly only got the white candy for a long while, for seemingly no reason. Kinda ruins the game when it can bug out and give you a ridiculously high score.

[StoryTime:Gingerbread Man]

Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the dankest meme dadd!

You really couldn't follow or anticipate where that went. Most of the time story books are supposed to be entertaining, but this was just plain dumb. Art was pretty good considering, however you had to right click and hit the play button to do anything.

[Can of Worms]

Nothing too special, I liked the can of worms V.3 a whole lot better than this one. Just a bunch of things that follow your mouse, looked cool, and used 3-d graphics, which weren't super common around the time this came out.

[AAAAAHHHH's Pro Skater 3]

Worse than the last one. Didn't play unless you hit the play button in flash manually. Most of the tricks didn't work, or were just too over-complicated.

[Dunk Game]

I dunked him, I guess. Wasn't all that hard, just a little reaction time. Feels very empty, all the game does is call you a motherfucker and taunt you for missing.

[Pick Up game]

The intro was better than the actual thing.

All you do is fend off men and after shooting 9 spays the screen goes blue. Not to mention it restarts without warning. I though the concept was okay though.

[Sniper Terror - The Game]

I liked the idea of it, a lot better than senseless murder. My major issue is that the art was pretty bad. Besides that though it's a pretty good sniper game.

[Balls N Girls]

Looks a lot like the actual game and watch, and I liked the premise that the further you got, the more the picture showed. However I couldn't get past 24 points, and I'm not sure if it's possible to as the balls land simultaneously in two different places.

The controls were simple and efficient, took me a second to see the text at the bottom though :p