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It's a "kill x game" but with a cat. I like cute cats so an extra half star for you.

Reminds me of the Game and Watch juggler game. Except in this one there was a major issue that prevented you from actually getting anywhere, much like the last game of this kind, the balls can fall simultaneously and prevent you from scoring very high.

This was a pretty poor attempt at a detective game, although the idea wasn't completely terrible, there were more than a few flaws that caused it's downfall.

Ultimately most of the rooms in the house were completely pointless, and some leaps in logic were made. How is there tape on a hidden murder scene that you haven't been told about? Why did they keep the child and not the mother? If no evidence was removed from the house can't they just check who had the gun? What the fuck did Bill use to escape? All these things contribute to a rather poor detective game. Not to mention the small amount of space you need to hover over something for it actually to be inspected.

I hated it on an emotional level. It wasn't very funny, and I think that's what it was going for?

The questions were oddly specific, and some had no definite answers. What really killed me was the annoying mocking noises from the guy. I just want to take the quiz, not get harassed from some weird imaginary kid.

Now that was gross, but not bad. Generally it was a pretty okay dodge and collect game, I wasn't expecting to keep moving until you hit a wall though, you should put that in the instructions. Only major issue with it was that I randomly only got the white candy for a long while, for seemingly no reason. Kinda ruins the game when it can bug out and give you a ridiculously high score.

Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the dankest meme dadd!

You really couldn't follow or anticipate where that went. Most of the time story books are supposed to be entertaining, but this was just plain dumb. Art was pretty good considering, however you had to right click and hit the play button to do anything.

Nothing too special, I liked the can of worms V.3 a whole lot better than this one. Just a bunch of things that follow your mouse, looked cool, and used 3-d graphics, which weren't super common around the time this came out.

Worse than the last one. Didn't play unless you hit the play button in flash manually. Most of the tricks didn't work, or were just too over-complicated.

I dunked him, I guess. Wasn't all that hard, just a little reaction time. Feels very empty, all the game does is call you a motherfucker and taunt you for missing.

The intro was better than the actual thing.

All you do is fend off men and after shooting 9 spays the screen goes blue. Not to mention it restarts without warning. I though the concept was okay though.

I'm gonna waste my time playing and reviewing all the games on Newgrounds and nobody can stop me

Mason Malone @Dankdadd

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