Dankdadd's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[sewer surfing]

Now that was gross, but not bad. Generally it was a pretty okay dodge and collect game, I wasn't expecting to keep moving until you hit a wall though, you should put that in the instructions. Only major issue with it was that I randomly only got the white candy for a long while, for seemingly no reason. Kinda ruins the game when it can bug out and give you a ridiculously high score.

[StoryTime:Gingerbread Man]

Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the dankest meme dadd!

You really couldn't follow or anticipate where that went. Most of the time story books are supposed to be entertaining, but this was just plain dumb. Art was pretty good considering, however you had to right click and hit the play button to do anything.

[Can of Worms]

Nothing too special, I liked the can of worms V.3 a whole lot better than this one. Just a bunch of things that follow your mouse, looked cool, and used 3-d graphics, which weren't super common around the time this came out.

[AAAAAHHHH's Pro Skater 3]

Worse than the last one. Didn't play unless you hit the play button in flash manually. Most of the tricks didn't work, or were just too over-complicated.

[Dunk Game]

I dunked him, I guess. Wasn't all that hard, just a little reaction time. Feels very empty, all the game does is call you a motherfucker and taunt you for missing.

[Pick Up game]

The intro was better than the actual thing.

All you do is fend off men and after shooting 9 spays the screen goes blue. Not to mention it restarts without warning. I though the concept was okay though.

[Sniper Terror - The Game]

I liked the idea of it, a lot better than senseless murder. My major issue is that the art was pretty bad. Besides that though it's a pretty good sniper game.

[Balls N Girls]

Looks a lot like the actual game and watch, and I liked the premise that the further you got, the more the picture showed. However I couldn't get past 24 points, and I'm not sure if it's possible to as the balls land simultaneously in two different places.

The controls were simple and efficient, took me a second to see the text at the bottom though :p

[Anger]

Another "kill x game."

I really just love shooting into a crowd of innocent civilians and watching them vanish after a red mush shows up. This type of game has been done so many times before, so no creativity points for you.

[Stickmen Assassination]

Just one room, probably wouldn't be much better with the others with the nature of this game just being another massacre style. I liked that you could check your watch.